Gabu @ Gabu @lemmy.world

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We'd have a better present right now if we guillotined rich fucks and their bootlickers.

Good. A lower population is truthful and beautiful, as my old philosophy professor would say.

Onions, get your onions here!

I'm saying you're an idiot for having that opinion

That's the kind of moronic thinking that led to the current wave of fascism to begin with.

That's a stupid-ass take, as they could do it regarless...

So what you're saying is that it's okay for me to call you a braindead moron-ass motherfucker with your own head lodged up your wide and prolapsed asshole destroyed by years of sitting on rightwing dick?

Sure thing, boomer. Go take your meds before you turn to dust.

Here's a total banger that's simultaneously retro, indie and a cult classic: Cave Story. A remake is available on most digital stores, including Steam for the people interested. It follows the story of "Quote", a lovable and- you know what? No spoilers, I'll let people fall in love with the game by themselves ;)

Saying stuff like Witcher 3 and Nier are "just a huge ass RPG with tons of sidequests" has to be the least intellectual take I've seen in years. They're both groundbreaking games with (at the time) unique systems never before seen. BoTW was also a breakthrough in that it was the first mainline Nintendo game to embrace modern advancements, and did so without sacrificing much of their traditional fun-oriented design.

Are most AAA games complete unsalvageable garbage? Sure. But to classify the few exceptions as equally bad is disingenuous - ESPECIALLY when most of the games you listed are actually fairly old.

I banish them to the Columbo dimension, as they're clearly the killer.

It's available on Steam, as well as the Zero series of games.

Skill issue on your part, you got duped by pretty lights. Super Mario is to this day playable. Megaman X is still one of the thightest platformer games ever made, the controls nearly feel like they read your mind.

Also notice how the few games that are better than these classics were either made by the same people (Igarashi's "Bloodstained" reboot of Castlevania) or were HEAVILY inspired by them (Hollow Knight, Shovel Knight, 30XX etc)

There are a bunch. I'll see if I can find the exhaustive list, but you can look for it by searching "Firefox disable telemetry flags about:config" on your search engine of choice.

Are you illiterate? At which point did I say you came up with it? You're spreading a lie, pure and simple

Apparently you don't know what "stores" mean.

It didn't... You just have to be able to think and not suck at math

AAA games

There's your problem – AAA games are shit

Dumb and dump

My Casio FX82 calculator got me through two degrees and cost me $15