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FreshLight @ FreshLight @sh.itjust.works
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  • Did a cartoon bomb explode in pickle's face?

    • Pissing all By Yourself, Handsome?

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  • Yeos! o7

    • Pissing all By Yourself, Handsome?

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  • The title lied to me!

    It's only "Pissing all by yourself, hands?"

    • At what point do you stop calling the years "two thousand and X" and start calling them "twenty X"?

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  • You are allowed to write "eleven"

    • Time to admit defeat

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  • My research showed that even 1µg of banana is enough to make the whole damn smoothie taste like nothing but banana so I leave them out of my smoothies.

    • frfr

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  • That's Rad!

    Bio-Rad

    • TIL that India cut the Pythagorean theorem—Edit: its similarity proof—, periodic table, and evolution from mandatory education in June 2023 Edit: before adding it back a week later

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  • Just for clarification, so less people use it wrong:

    a² + b² = c² (aa + bb = cc) is the Pythagorean Theorem.

    a2 + b2 = c2 would be a+a + b+b = c+c.

    • Biden is actually in the trolley problem

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  • Bro wasn't fully booted when dreaming this up

    • Europe’s leaders congratulated Trump. But here’s what they said about him before.

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  • Well.. You do everything to prevent a three-year-old from holding a gun but when it still gets the gun you get very friendly.

    • The blue line is getting thinner

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  • Assuming the statements are correct, maybe it's because people feel less safe. Fewer people go outside which results in fewer crimes being committed.

    • ADHD go brrr

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  • It seems like you missed the watermark in the picture. It's from SweetFellas

    • Programmers Contest

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  • I've heard a lot of arguments in favour of starting at 1 and as a "start at 0" person, I'm starting to question my beliefs and am as confused as I was at 3 am when I saw my cat piss from inside her litter box onto the parquet flooring and then slip on it.

    • EU investigates Temu over illegal products

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  • Finally!

    We have so many poisonous products labeled as safe shipped over from China. Kids play with these...

    • Feedback about our name: someone's concerns on sharing

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  • Hmm, I like it here.

    • Tradition

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  • Why not both?

    • systemd is all you need

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  • Oh fuck. I'll use this from now on. Except for if I won't use it next week. Then I'll forget about it because my memory is a damn sieve.

    • Be happy if you woke up today and your throat didn’t hurt.

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  • Also I don't have sand in my eyes atm. I love it when there's no sand in my eyes.

    • I hate that that happens

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  • I always read "read" as "read" but now everything's different.

    • Blessica Blimpson

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  • No fucking way. This is rage bait. Even if this dogshit name was truly her most cherished wish, there's no chance you willingly take someone's name and then go on and complain about your actions.

    Fake.

    • Lawnchair - Android Launcher has early access release on play store.

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  • Can I create shortcuts to files and use a custom picture as an icon on the home screen?