Forester @ Forester @yiffit.net

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Because we're not a war with Russia. Unlike Russia, we do know how to perform a special military operation. If we were to run one, it would likely conclude within 2 to 3 months. At present time we are merely giving our old stockpile to Ukraine stuff that we would otherwise have to pay to safely dispose of. Believe it or not, most warheads have a shelf life before they become unstable and or not as viable.

To give you a better analogy, if Russia was an 8-ft, tall basketball player, America is an entire team of them as well as a second string in reserves. We're not playing right now though, we just gave our best shoes and basketball to this midget that we like named Ukraine. So far Russia has scored once and that's pretty humiliating for Russia.

The IP is both Mac address based and IP address based. Good luck!

You are scared by things you don't understand.

If they're asking that it means that they tried to replicate it and they couldn't replicate it.

You may notice how I said. I believe not that I factually looked it up. The source was it came to me in a dream this is why it's important to do research on the internet and to use good reading comprehension skills. I did not make it an authoritative statement. You should not have read it as one. Now that I've looked it up I've edited it

Thankfully my customers don't have physical access to the servers. But I have told somebody to pull all the power plugs out of the wall and read me the serial numbers between the prongs once to force them to power off.

Sometimes it's shit posting on Lemmy

I just merge the tickets

HELP!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!

Since you did not yet make a reply to me, I'm going to reply to this chain to prompt you to reply quicker. Please do the needful urgently

Urgently do the needful

So are you the CEOs son or daughter?

Me: Unfortunately sir I am but a humble server mechanic. My expertise is with Apache, nginx and MySQL. If I sweat real hard I can kind of read PHP and HTML but the CSS is just beyond me. I unfortunately don't understand what your complex javascript project is and in fact I'm not even sure why you're trying to use JavaScript to do this. However, as this is beyond my expertise, I think you should consult with a professional developer.

Customer: but it runs just fine in my other environment

If we say any of these things, we are telling you to fuck off in such a manner HR won't fire us for it

Unfortunately....

I trust this clarifies matters.

I regret to note that…

While I am sympathetic to your situation…

I urge you to trust our expertise and experience.

What you propose has merit but is sadly unworkable.

The truth is I just enjoy wasting your time and my time. I don't care about my metrics. It's not tied to my bonus or anything. My one purpose in life is to slow you down and to spite you.

Customer; I need you to do XYZ PDQ because I am incapable of doing it myself.

Me: unfortunately the request you are making is not possible. However, I can do ABC instead.

Customer: Forester is stupid and won't help me.

they're already in purgatory and dead soooo

(Some of the characters are from the early 1900s while others are from the latter decades of the milinium)

I mean that's actually right on point for biblically founded ideologies. Historically in the judeo-christian faith. It is expected that you were to take over the marriage of your brother if your brother died.

It's really funny watching you squirm and try to weed your way out of this. How does it feel to be someone trying to preach about the greatness of vegetarianism and at the same time driving people away from it by just being a shitty person and disingenuous??? We both know if this was a your little fiefdumb you would have banned me four comments ago just like you did then there last time you had put your foot in your mouth.