You have failed the vibe checkPrepare for relocation from Applebees to TGIFMay G-d have mercy on your soul
The FTC is actually looking at GoogleSource: https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2023/02/ftc-approves-final-orders-against-google-iheartmedia-deceptive-air-endorsements-googles-pixel-4The Department of Justice (DOJ) also recently filed an anti-trust lawsuit against Google in particular.
You joke, but funeral services these days are around that price.Many states you have to pay for the death certificate as well...and hopefully you're loved one didn't have debts cuz oh ho boi you're in for funsiesTldr; Don't Be Poor
Unless you are straight up murdering staff or leaving without your receipts being checked I think you can get away with nearly anything at Walmart
You have failed the vibe check
Prepare for relocation from Applebees to TGIF
May G-d have mercy on your soul