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GOP Congressman Deletes Post Celebrating ’18 Million Kids’ Losing School Meals: ‘Was an Error’

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  • "Ew, no I hate this blatant, disgusting act of class warfare I - just voted enthusiastically for..."

    • Dolph is prime human

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  • 🎶 Dolph! Dolph! Dolph! Dolph! Dolph! Dolph!🎶

    • Yooo 😳 what is Xi Doing with that Handgun, and why is he doing here with Fellow PLA Patriots.. and where does this take place ?.. (Wrong answers only)

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  • "Say 'Tiananmen' one more time. I dare you. I double dare you!" (in the FBI's reddit posting hive)

    • Republican senators’ proposed Medicaid cuts threaten to send red states ‘backwards’

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  • "Well duh, what part of 'Take America Back' did you not understand?"

    • Rage For The Machine

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  • 🎶Some of those that burn crosses
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    are fine people who deserve unquestioning support actually🎶

    • I feel seen

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  • Comrades, it has been a privilege posting with you today

    • Caption this.

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  • "Calm down! That's his leg..."

    • EPA grants preliminary approval to use radioactive material in Florida road pilot project

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  • "Irradiate the Roads? You don't actually believe this do you?"

    "Eh, gotta irradiate something!"

    • Capitalist media be like

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  • "And, obviously, price is the SOLE mechanism we have to limit purchases. I mean, sure, we could simply not allow one dude to back up a dumptruck to push 10,000 rolls of toilet paper into-"

    crowd interrupts with cheers*

    "But-BUT that would be Un-American and communist! And my father died fighting those commies!

    "So that will be $65 a roll if you want to wipe your ass"

    • Airborne Plastic Chemical Levels Shock Researchers

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  • Plasticizers are chemical compounds that make materials more flexible. “No matter who you are, or where you are, your daily level of exposure to these plasticizer chemicals is high and persistent,” Volz said. “They are ubiquitous.”

    Well, at least all the microplastics invading my brain are staying nice and flexible...

    • ISS astronauts on eight-day mission may be stuck until 2025, Nasa says

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  • Gilligan's ISSland

    • Boeing says its space mission is 'going well' despite its Starliner leaving 2 astronauts stuck on the ISS

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  • "That's right! It's going well..."

    "Sure it is. It's just the coming back that's causing trouble!"

    • Dead Florida dolphin was infected with highly pathogenic bird flu

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  • Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows' poo?

    • Behold the British left

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  • This has the same vibe as Homer's re-interview with the Germans

    "You've been Shadow Chancellor for 3 years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?"

    "Uh, all of them?.."

    "I see...then you must have some good ideas for the future as well?"

    "I sure do!"

    "..."

    "Such as?"

    "Well, uh, I wish the workers wouldn't be so whiny about us taking all their money...Because, a lot of capitalists really like money..."

    • Ex-ISIS chief appointed as commander of US-backed militia in Syria

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  • The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.

    "Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we'll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?"

    One month later

    "We're pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN'T"

    • Biden's upcoming physical exam will not include a cognitive test, White House says

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  • “If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”

    • 'I'm not a progressive': Fetterman breaks with the left, endorses anti-immgration and pro-Zionism positions.

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  • Maybe by "Maverick side" they mean like Tom Cruise in Top Gun: really enthusiastic about guns and missiles, and just fighting imperialist wars in general?

    • MAY USE FULL LANE

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  • And that's not even with the "real man" window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they're hauling

    • Janet Yellen: America can certainly afford two wars, US Treasury secretary says

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  • "Ask not, 'Can we afford to?' but 'Can we afford not to?' Have you seen the MIC
    lately?!"

    • Cars Have Robbed Us of Identity.

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  • "What?! No! My identity is "Truck". And the bigger the truck the more my identity it is!"