FlihpFlorp @ FlihpFlorp @lemm.ee

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To think he combusted just from that 😔

I’ve had friends who are girls who like it and my gf who likes it but also thinks it’s weird describe it like this

To muscly older women fighting over you

And ya know when they explain it like that, I get it

“But they’ll make bigger boards and bigger nails until they destroy themselves”

I love Al too but why are so many companies trying to put him in every product. I isn’t think one man can pump out that much art and text

Same

Actually I do have the time, I’m just terrible at time management

I do not have the time nor the braincell count to mod a community

This makes me wish we had a speed of lobsters community

Makes sense

I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔

Wait is his chest censored

I think their point is an asexual wouldn’t have any pleasure from sex but they’d know you’d like it so that’s why they’re doing it. Like how people watch a tv show they with their GF even tho they’d rather not, it makes her happy

Idk that’s my takeaway from their comment at least

My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mine

I am too dumb to people

Just one of those days

Well I love my dog but not like that

Nasty

Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog

Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar

Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable

I think some vr headsets have them so it’s not like you need a huge package either cus it’s 95% screen

This sounds like something right out of a sci-fi dystopia

Sell your brain to a rich as a drug. Sometimes reality is more absurd than fiction

Also I’m pretty sure Mr. Burns would do this so ig it all checks out

Edit: if this is satire in my defense I have had very little coffee all day