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Time travel doesn't work unless you also have teleportation. If you travel to the past/future, Earth will be in a different position in its orbit, and you'll die in space.

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  • I get that people just refer to them as time machines, but they're actually space-time vehicles.

    Before your first journey, you calibrate it to a reference point (mine already had Earth mapped out, with a gravity well depth monitor as a fail-safe) so that you lock your target coordinates in space and time.

    But no, it's not teleportation. You're still just travelling to your destination, you just get there as quick as you want and without the need to be disintegrated.

    • What are the games you played in your youth that you still play today?

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  • I love you.

    • f-stop explained with cats

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  • Yeah, I have normal camera lenses lower than that. From memory, the F-stop number is like a ratio between the focal length and the effective diameter of the lens.

    • THIS always annoys me.

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  • Why do they never offer to match donations? I'd probably consider it if they did.

    • If you can't make it yourself, store bought is fine

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  • Who's Steve Jobs?

    • Two videos that give the same energy

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  • I think it's a bit of a stretch to call RayGun a world superpower.

    • me when theres soup

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  • Soup Daddy?

    • What do you think the most famous phone number of all time is ?

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  • I can't help but sing the jingle in my head every time I see this.

    • YouTube "search results"

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  • Their core product is advertising.

    • Peak male form

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  • You know what? I'm gonna not take steroids even harder.

    • US military can temporarily detain protesters in Los Angeles, commander says

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  • Compromise,

    Conformity,

    Assimilation,

    Submission,

    Ignorance,

    Hypocrisy,

    Brutality,

    The elite.

    • What is something you like to tell people?

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  • Miggs?

    • Facts

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  • Much prefer the old '96er.

    • Roasted red pepper - the underbelly of food porn

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  • Calm down, Saturn.

    • Put him on the cart.

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  • A really fun factoid is that factoids being false information is not actually true!

    • ICC asks Hungary to clarify failure to uphold arrest warrant against Netanyahu

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  • Approach and repeat the ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words "Or else".

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • PetroEuro when?

    • Am I a jerk for telling my son he should find another dream (career)?

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  • I'm sorry, but the irony of not becoming an audio engineer because you didn't listen is really something.

    • Do you have any tattoos, piercings, or scars that you regret?

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  • Do you regret getting open heart surgery?

    • Jaguar Land Rover to pause US shipments over tariffs

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  • Better dial 0118 999 8819 99119 725 3!