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  • Is that "almost always" the result of being a responsible adult, a lack of funds, or just a general desire for any escape from the dystopian nightmare that you live in?

  • The garbage ape is a classic Heathcliff character. He comes in and raises a ruckus with the trash cans. Everyone loves him. He has a huge fan base amongst the characters in Heathcliff and the viewing audience because of his pure absurdity.

    As originally intended there is no joke. This is just a feel-good Heathcliff comic for old-time fans. It's pure nostalgia.

    There is a sub joke here after the edit in that the blue cat is getting smashed by the trash can for some slapstick humor. That's why the other two cats are doing a thumbs up with one arm, but blue cat has his other arm fully extended from the brutal blow of the trash can. I can't see it but I hope he's wearing a helmet. Because otherwise he's in for some trouble.

  • What are the results of that check?

  • Sunday edition

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  • There is no consensus on this at all. It's more likely to have been a town idiot or drunk.

    The reason we think of egg now is exclusively due to some pedophile who wrote down an acid trip 80 years before acid was invented and decided it should be a kids book. Because, you know, to a pedophile everything is for kids.

  • Does anyone have an alternative title for this that doesn't sound clickbaity as f***? I'm kind of afraid to feed whatever media organization came up with that headline.

  • I hope not. I'd hate to think it was planned on me removing Trump all by myself. It will take a group effort.

    This one is weird because a human is directly talking to Heathcliff.

  • It will be discovered that he planned it with the help of the feds who encouraged this and promised support.

  • Then you are a normal person. Maybe even healthy.

  • I don't think this person is feeling Jimmy.

  • Have you ever cracked open a floater and found a perfectly fine egg? You are counting the ones that confirm your bias but don't have a large enough sample size to work from. I have 21 chickens. 5 ducks and an unknown number of geese that lay eggs. I've seen fresh hour old eggs that are bad and sink. I've seen 6 week old eggs stored at room temperature that sink. I've had day one eggs that float and are still fine. Eggs are a natural product with high amounts of variation. We can't even reliably tell if a fertilized egg is male or female using the best science available and people expect a float test to determine if it's infected with bacteria? Not happening. The float test tells you how much air is in it. That's all. And that isn't even a guaranteed way to determine age.

  • By the way. That's Harper. She moved in a year before my girlfriend. I made sure to ask "if I have to do I have medical permission to have that eye removed." We eventually did remove that eye. It almost killed her. But when she did finally recover she was a 14 year old kitten with lots of bounce because that cranial pressure was no longer there. The other eye was mostly bad too. Never saw anything other than a laser pointer. She was this way from birth.