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  • I had a buddy who teed himself up for your mom jokes constantly. I swung and hit pretty much every time.

    One evening he had enough and blew up. "God, you're such a dick! You must be the biggest dick in the fucking world!"

    "Well, I fit in your mom just fine, so I don't see what the problem is."

  • I resented that culture insisted I care about people who, as far as I could tell, hadn't done anything. I don't care about how much someone parties, or if they're rich, or have a sex tape. Lohan was an actor, at least- I don't want to hear about Paris or the Kardashians because why?