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Evil_Shrubbery @ Evil_Shrubbery @lemm.ee
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The incredible skill of a trained pilot

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  • At 3 jizz all of the (several diffident bodily) fluids get splattered away from me ... it's when the forces equal out a bit more that you really get the shitshow, but by then you gooned anyways.

    • Did you know the cats outside are free?

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  • The humans & their dwellings (food included) are free.
    \ Cats can freely choose them & take over.

    • Police: Air India survivor leapt from crashing plane

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  • He planned it all!!

    (Obliviously sarcasm, and the footage doesn't show anyone jumping, but it would at least remotely and theoretically start to explain it, still how he could have done it without being stopped idk.)

    • Surviving the predator

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  • Millennials would take this challenge & use it to die in the first minute.

    • The incredible skill of a trained pilot

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  • One is a joy stick, the other makes the plane do things.

    • The incredible skill of a trained pilot

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  • The flight suit pressure-squeeze + the plane banking on 3-jizz makes it a truly unique experience.

    (Dang, ngl, that sounds something you def need to kinda try given the chance.)

    • The incredible skill of a trained pilot

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  • I inserted goatse picture but put googly eyes on it.

    It works the same, I swear.

    • The incredible skill of a trained pilot

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  • Well, def not if you don't even try.

    • The incredible skill of a trained pilot

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  • A medal of valour for doing everything possible to save the plane.

    • The incredible skill of a trained pilot

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  • They are just jealous they can't drive stick.

    • The incredible skill of a trained pilot

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  • This cumerade cumed & cum-flooded the cum-engines with too much cum and they went into uncumtrolled after-cum-burner mode that eventually overcumed everything and the cumjet just melted & climaxed in a great cum-ball explosion.

    I'm glad the cummer lived to ejaculate in anther plane.

    • Pineapple on pizza is always hotly debated, but do you think Pineapple belongs on a burger?

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  • The juiciness of burgers & pineapples allow for better texture/mixture & flavour distribution/experience imho compared to pizzas that are usually relatively drier.

    Same for various cuts of apples.

    • Deez peets

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  • A good day to be a leg man.

    • TIL my decision to drive a 22' full cab pickup truck and vehemently oppose urban zoning reform makes me a defender of social justice, a warrior for the downtrodden, and more progressive than 99% [cont

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  • Ofc it is (I rarely see it in European cities tho), but Murikans just use their private cars (so SUVs & pickups deliver you fries).

    • Half way through people

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  • My dudes?!?

    • I use Ubuntu btw

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    • Live long enough to see yourself become the villain

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  • Absolutely not.

    Musky was an obvious scumbag since ever, just a money-grabbing mentality even if it means doing shitty things.

    But it's easy for people with monies to just create a whatever fantasy image they wish.

    • I use Ubuntu btw

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  • Oh, you made it gross, nice.

    • I use Ubuntu btw

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  • As the logo shows, you get only two (very fit) supporters at a time.

    • #ThinkBig

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  • That was in interesting read, thx!