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US judge demoted after detaining teenage girl during field trip to courtroom

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  • Yeah I know. We live in hell.

    • I'm homeless after making and losing £1,000,000 and having a hit film

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  • Sounds like he wasted all that money. A £500k bungalow? JFC with a million bucks I could buy a prefab house and a lot to plop it on and live the rest of my life until I inevitable drop dead from heart disease. Also RIP Bob. I wouldn't be surprised if whoever hit him didn't even realize it.

    • How do I know if a medical issue should be addressed by a Clinic Visit, Urgent Care, or the Emergency Room?

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  • Okay this is easy if you're an American. Whichever one's the cheapest, unless it's an obvious life or death situation or head injury. That's it.

    • Childless GOP Candidate Borrows Family for Weird Photo Shoot

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  • Are we sure he didn't just have somebody Photoshop him into the picture that came with the frame?

    • The Meat Lobby Outspent Animal Rights Groups, Climate Groups, and Scientists, spending around $200 million in 2023

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  • Sounds crazy.

    • Amazon Returns

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  • Alternate titles include...

    • Ama2on
    • Amazon 2: Maximum Overtime
    • Amazon Returns
    • Amazon 2: Am Harder
    • Unmazon
    • and a bonus for the trilogy... Amazon 3: Bezos Falls

    • JD Vance suffers latest food-related campaign fail in Pennsylvania

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  • I'm sorry sir, but I know about the court order that you're required to remain no less than 500 feet away from any upholstery.

    • Beyond enshittification, why does tech oftentimes suck?

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  • Sometimes it's a solution in search of a problem. Usually that'll be some startup that really wants Google (or somebody) to either buy them out or shovel millions of venture capital money at them. VC that would be better used for anything that housing homeless people, feeding the hungry, or hell just burning to stay warm.

    • PDFs

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    • reDUcTIon iS gAIn

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  • What if I told you the original selection of terms "positive" and "negative" was arbitrary?

    Anyway a positively charged electron exists. It's called a positron.

    • Undulating 🐍

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  • Meanwhile, biblical literalists: satanic propaganda, burn the computer!

    • Undulating 🐍

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  • They always have been.

    • CBS News says it will be up to Vance and Walz to fact-check each other in veep debate

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  • Facts? Integrity? What the hell are you talking about? We need a ratings bump.

    CBS executives, probably.

    Anyway Walz is gonna eat Vance's face for dinner and then shit down his throat hole. I look forward to catching the highlights reel online.

    • Erwin TN after Helene Storm

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  • Nah it's cool, I've got a lawn chair and a bottle of whiskey set aside for the end of the world.

    • Do you pronounce "Data" as "Day-ta" or "Dah-ta"?

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    • Better prepare

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  • I thought "gun" was party of the tri.

    • What’s the worst date you’ve ever had, and why was it so awful?

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  • I got stood up at the restaurant. This was back before online dating was the norm rather than the exception. It sucked, but I learned to get over that kinda thing.

    • End nuclear fusion!

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  • Meh, Argon is fine. Although what you said would be kind of funny.

    • Michigan man charged with assaulting postal carrier over Kamala Harris flyer

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  • It's insane how these people can't tell the difference between a delivery person and a true believer.

    Oh wait, they can't, because in their twisted little religious brains they're identical.

    • A sorcerer appears and states that they will erase any one song from existence - which song would you choose?

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  • Capitalism has no party in this particular equation. The sound of rap just makes me irrationally furious. My friend's exactly the same way with death metal. It's the sound of it, not the content. Like the audio equivalent of a food's mouth feel - such as fuck mushrooms. Rap is the mushrooms of music.