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  • Just like they did a limited military operation in Gaza? I mean when you've leveled 97% of the country I guess it could be technically called "limited", but then you're really stretching that semantic to the breaking point.

  • While kicking The can down the road, you come across a sign.

    BRIDGE OUT AHEAD

    What do you do?

    1. Continue kicking the can, I'm sure it'll be fine.
    2. I don't believe in bridges.
    3. Even if God let the bridge collapse, which he wouldn't, I'll go to heaven if I fall and die, so who cares?
    4. Pick up the can and go find a dumpster.
    5. There's squirrels in my pants! Jump to safety!
  • Oh there's plenty of paper and non-paper out there to do the same damage. Ever cut yourself on cardboard? How about those plastic straps they put around heavy boxes and packages? Or my personal favorite, splinters and burrs. Glass, rock, metal, sheets of plastic - anything thin will do if you hit it at just the right angle. It's a tossup as to which bonus location is worse, under the fingernail or across the finger webbing. Or if you're REALLY unlucky, the eye. a scratched cornea is no joke. Wear your safety glasses kids.

  • Don't like kids, don't want kids, not gonna put up with somebody else's kids. I mean I'm not a dick about it, it's just honest and a good idea to set realistic expectations to prevent potential hurt feelings later. Leaving somebody on is bullshit.