Ersatz86 @ Ersatz86 @lemmy.world

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2 yr. ago

“It’s an enigma”

What’d you call me?!!

OK?

TIL that my kinks need…honing? Attenuation?

Maybe I’m just not trying hard enough.

Well done the both of you

Appears I’m not the only one.

You’ve been bestof’d

https://lemmy.world/post/30642907

Top quality post. Thank you for this shot of optimistic perspective.

Should crosspost to upliftingnews.

The other assholes not being quite big enough assholes to suit

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If linky no worky, search Amico 6 Pack Black 4 Inch 5CCT LED Recessed Ceiling Light with Night Light

Bonus feature: it comes with The Big Light^tm too. Install is 3/10 for simplicity.

Insufferable tool

Executive orders’ been doing some heavy lifting of late.

We all played Risk. And what’s the rule? Never, no wait, always fight a land war in Asia.

After all, it went so well for the British. And the French. And the Germans. And the USSR. And the US…

I never pass on the opportunity to say fuck Wells Fargo.

Thus, fuck Wells Fargo.

Furthermore, to echo a comment further down, up against the wall with those shitcunts.

Warning! Crude pun in title!

That sign clearly indicates “No Yorkies”. No ordinance is being broken here.

This statement is in fact Lab certified™️

“Exchange” implies that information flowed in both directions in a transactional manner. Never before heard the term used to describe “one-sided, manic, belittling, self-aggrandizing, tone-deaf tirade.” Live and learn, I guess.

The preceding discourse was civilized and adult, and I am a better person for having witnessed it. Well done all.

@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world knows some shit yo

High quality post 👍

Now dammit, as a lifelong Gator apologist fan, I find this particularly accurate insensitive and unamusing

I too have a chicken-kicking story. Posting now so’s I’ll remember to write it out later.

It was precisely like a bad, dirty paper cut that stank of fish munge.