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🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

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  • TIL there's a giant, ring shaped country in Europe that has coastlines in the Baltic, North Sea, Mediterranean and Black Sea

    • Female Penis Evolution

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  • Sooner or later, all our genitals will evolve into crabs

    • TiL someone really named their child Harry Cox.

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  • Harry Cox was born in Barton Turf in 1885, the seventh of thirteen children born to Robert Cox (1837–1928)

    Harry Cox, son of Dick Cox

    At this point might as well name your son Veiny and Throbbing

    • What do you call a really old snowman?

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  • I don't get it in German or English

    • Easter

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  • ORDER CORN

    • They know what they did

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  • There is this book/movie called "Tomorrow, when the War began" about Australia getting invaded by a pan asian military force and I just love the idea that a bunch if Asian countries all get over millennia of grudges and rivalry just to majorly fuck over Australia

    • What's a sentence nobody has said in 20 years?

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  • Man, I always forget the big foot fungus plague of '05. So many corpses, littering the streets...

    • this Malawi gold shit is wayy strong than I was expecting

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  • Takeout

    • Something something case-insensitive file something...

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    • 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Biology: Study of a subsection of Chemistry

    Chemistry: Study of a subsection of Physics

    Physics: Study of a subsection of Math

    Math: Study of a subsection of Philosophy

    • Good job, US navy

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  • MFs covered me in ERA when I fell asleep first at the party

    • Have you ever thought to yourself... that a M18 claymore is a bit inadequate for the task at hand? Worry not

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  • 600 degree???

    • Nose art is back baby!!!

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  • Don't worry, that's the pilots old lucky cumrag. Stiff as a board, it won't unfurl any time soon

    • Like Neo in The Matrix and "I know kung fu", what one ability would you choose to upload directly to your mind?

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  • This is a neat idea until you're in a situation where you remember 38 different words for a thing, just not the one in the language you need

    • Join the russian army, there are great and frequent opportunities to climb the ladder!

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  • I like how without context that comment implies that the scooter was turned into some sort of ground based drone that autonomously drove up to the guy before exploding

    • What is your favourite episode of a TV show, and why?

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  • Since you like both Dark and Mr Robot, may I recommend you the Movie 'Who Am I'?

    Without giving away too much, it's basically Mr Robot made by Baran bo Odar, the creator of Dark, combining aspects of both

    But full disclosure, it's only subbed and finding copies outside of Germany is a bit though

    • About to turn the car to a flying car

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  • Plot twist: That reading is in Bar

    • Scientists discover alien-like creature in deep ocean

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  • Breaking: Scientists discover alien-like creature at Red Lobster restaurant

    • westerners, how do you pronounce the letter "w" do you say dablu or double you or just dub or double v?

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  • Apparently people who speak English

    The French, Polish, Dutch, etc. are now reclassified as Asians

    • Evolution is how God (or any other deity) applies bug patches

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  • Crocodiles are the one piece of legacy code that somehow just works and absolutely no one is allowed to touch