but they taste soooo fucking good, like every other animal sucks in comparison to pigs, that's how good they are, they deserve to be pampered and not have to want for anything in life before I eat them up.
That's why pigs are cool, they're tasty as, like every part, they make a good and quite useful manure, then on top of that if you've got an enemy to deal with, they'll make them disappear for you and they won't say a thing to anyone.
