The Barto @ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and "memes"

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I hope they leave them both up.

Maybe we can fire it at the planet that keeps sending those asteroids that nearly hit us.

I'd quit the acting industry after that role, that's all I'd need on my IMDb page.

They get him on the stand and the judge says " so Mr Newell, remembering you are under oath, when is Half Life 3 being released?"

How about " Convicted Murderer and disgraced police officer Derek Chauvin", that should keep most of us happy.

Don't listen to them, look into the mirror! Go on, it's fun..... :)

Not with that attitude it doesn't.

Hmm if that's the case I might try the TCL codes on my Universal remote, can't get it to work with my Kogan tv.

We had a tv sitting on the floor for a month at one house when I was a kid because that's as far as we could lift it inside and decided that's where it's living untill we build our giant tv cabinet.

Yeah that's one of those companies that buy bulk cheap TVs to slap their logo on and make out they're a tech company... Looking at you Kogan.

I can at least agree with the last line.

Don't use google.

Where did the grass plates come from?

I don't see the problem, aren't you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

Don't people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!

That's a paddlin'

Well rockstar better fucking get back on it. That sounds like a wicked fun game.

Some people throw footballs in celebration while others start cults to worship an advanced ai and burn effigies of it for some reason.

Suck it, penis-owners!

Look, if we could we would, but then you'd never see us again.

Mercator can say whatever it wants, it's not involved in this discussion.