The Barto @ ElBarto @sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and "memes"

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I hope he was screaming the song!

Here.

I feel like that title could have been a lot shorter.

The make you cry channel presents: Northern hemisphere winter solstice chemical reaction

Nah the BBWs love Jerry.

FFS is everyone at this company bloody grammar police! We're in crisis mode, the ruse is up!

Wealthy socialite Human Woman had it all, ceo of the top you feel bad magazine, house on top of building and even a tiny enslaved bark beast, the only thing Human Woman was missing was a chemical reaction.

Human Woman receives a electrical waveform, Human Woman's Human Grandmother mush box has stopped, Human Woman emigrated in moving iron box to original location, meeting Human Man also from original location, chemical reaction happens and Human Woman And Human man become human Couple

I played too much red dead, I'm like " I don't remember a character named Brits.

AI: now what do I know about Australia... Oh it's always fucking burning down!

Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.

Damnit Jerry, this is why no one invites you to BBQs!

I got permabanned from Reddit for saying Ian Watkins deserves to die in the least humane way possible, when I appealed I just said " google his name and tell me you don't agree with me, I'll wait", a week later I got my account back, even that admin was like " yeah fuck that guy"

Well he's neither Trump or Ramaswamy, so yeah, possibly.

This isn't time for semantics, we've gotta problem here!

Fuck, who's turn was it to pay off bing this month?!

Mum: I don't understand why people smoke dope.

Me: high as fuck* mmm, yeah.

Cool, needed a reason to stay inside my bunker I'm about to build.

Nah that just drives home how much of a disgrace he is.