El Barto @ ElBarto @lzrprt.sbs

I make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

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Forbidden lettuce.

I don't remember that version of Meghan Trainors song.

I sort by the 2 games I play and the a section for all the games I brought, never played or downloaded.

I knew I was right to blame society for everything!

It's still made by Google, tho, so can you really trust that there's no hidden shit? This is a company that is trying to create a monopoly over website access.

Any Web browser that claims privacy and security while using chromium as its base isn't worth the risk, they may have implemented fixes and added their own proprietary code, but it's still chromium and Google most likely hides a bunch of stuff from devs so they can't mess with it.

Brave is a chromium based browser, so maybe chromium sends out something that let's recaptcha know what's going on.

Plants: shower

Masturbation: Jet on full.

Soon, let them stab themselves some more.

It's from when caveman wanted to leave their friends cave and go home, but can't get an ugg in and they don't want to be rude.

Shhh, you'll make people notice that it's local powers attacking our rights and not some evil foreign power of the week.

I love videos like this, just random people doing cool dumb shit whilst answering questions I've had for years.

If people would interact with others as they would do face to face.

Man, I'd never say anything online if I did that.

Draw a few black dots in different spots around the qr code, hopefully you can make enough changes that it breaks the code, but isn't noticeable with the naked eye.

I hate it, I'm quite ticklish and growing up my family thought it was fun to tickle me because I would always laugh loud and Wrigley around, that's only because it didn't feel nice like I assume other people feel, it hurt a bit to be tickled and when it's getting done for long enough it makes you cry, yeah tickling can fuck right off, I'll fight you now if you try.

Man, you got catfished by the Washington post haha.

At least we've moved on from killing them in the street.

Poor hitch-hiking bot.

When you make your hobby your job.

You do know that you don't have to reply. It's not against the rules or anything.

Block and disappear like a normal person.

Don't you know you're supposed to dissect every single frame of a movie, so you can point out all of the inaccuracies and vaguely relevant plot holes!