What I really want is a "Lemmy Enhancement Suite" with all (or most) of the additional options that RES provided.
In particular I'm missing keyboard navigation, custom post filters (or just hiding posts in general), and collapsing in-line images. Those would be really nice to have here.
Just subscribe to all of them if you're that worried about missing something. It's really not that complicated.
Also, stop worrying about reenacting your Reddit experience. Lemmy is not Reddit. Figure out what you like about Lemmy and focus on enhancing that instead of stressing about forcing Lemmy into your preconceived notion of what it should be.
Good time to reiterate - Never talk to the police. They are not your friend. Anything you say will be used against you. They will do anything they can get away with to get an admission, or just steal your property because they can.
Don't Talk to The Police (lecture featuring a lawyer and a retired cop detailing why it will never help to talk).
C'mon man