Dubious_Fart @ Dubious_Fart @lemmy.ml

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Its easy to do when the only subreddit that people like trimmer post is /r/conservative

The best way to get the right answer is to confidently state something you know is false.

Someone wants to be a momma's boy.

I learned that I also wanted to fuck that guys dead wife.

Who would have thought that a agency thats dedicated to treating vulnerable, displaced, often non-white people like criminals and less-thans would have a history of horrific abuse and exploitation!

I certainly did!

Target sells electric kettles.

So does Walmart.

Even Best Buy sells electric kettles.

I dont want to call bullshit, but I'm definitely smelling it.

even cheap ones a great.

You can get a cheap one at walmart for like 20 bucks, and it'll boil water faster than your cooktop.

if you go garage/yard selling, and arent afraid to do a little work.. You can built an entire castiron collection by buying rusty cast iron.

Then take it home, hit it with steel wool to knock the rust off down to bare metal, wash it, dry it, slather them with crisco, and throw them on a grill until they stop smoking.

I second this.

and I will warn you, Get a rice cooker thats one step bigger than what you think you need, cause once you get used to having it, you'll end up making more rice and rice dishes cause its become so damn easy to make rice, and the last thing you want is to be limited by the tiny 2 cup rice cooker that you bought.

Totally not personal experience. (it is, its totally personal experience)

One good parents better than 30 shitty ones, mate, and sounds lik you had a good one.

People are assholes, who greedily eat up kindness and never, ever return it, no matter how much you need it in the moment.

They'll trauma dump on you, and not even listen to a word of your problems.

They'll beg you to help them push their dead car half a mile home, and guffah hard and say they arent your slave if you ask them to pick something up when they'll already on their way to your place.. something important for the favor you're doing for them.

They demand respect, but the second you expect it in turn you are worthless trash.

Its not a matter of if they hurt you, its simply a matter of when.

because I can write something down, right now, without trying to boot up a device, find an app, open a word processor, or anything.

and it stays, exactly as is. interuptions dont risk losing it. power outages wont make it disappear. dead batteries wont render it inaccessable. Software update wont render it corrupt.

Folding phones are just status symbols for people who like to buy expensive trash.

Much like anything with an apple logo.

Mine just accused me of being gay via hearty use of homophobic slurs, because only women and gays cry, and i wasnt no woman.

Spock isnt a pretty femboy with irresistible allure.

Therefor not an elf.

Do you like your cops freshly washed, or do you like that end of shift musk, for when you're sucking that cop dick?

This poor fool thinks the cops give a fuck what you say or what proof you have.

and the cop isnt going to give a shit to listen to you, because hes still gonna take it, and you have to expend time and money going to court to prove the money is innocent.

and even then you might not get it back

theres been plenty of people who ahd proof how they got their money legitimately, and still had it taken.

Why?

because police want to buy more military gear, and your seized cash goes directly into their toy fund.

He only refused to get in the car cause he thought his SS were in Trumps pocket and would disappear him. It was self preservation, not dedication to democracy.