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Diplomjodler
Diplomjodler @ Diplomjodler3 @lemmy.world
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  • I recommend a liberal application of flame throwers.

    • Rumors have it that Musk got clocked in the face

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  • Nowhere near hard enough.

    • Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama on Trump’s Campaign Trail

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  • Don't you know that laws only apply to poor people? Duh.

    • [Bob Phillips] Blue Collar Intergalactic Group

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  • Some day all of those will be valuable cultural artifacts. Or alternatively, they'll be all that's left of humanity. I guess we're moving towards the second scenario right now.

    • Meeting Driven Development

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  • Just make sure to never write minutes so you basically start from scratch every time.

    • Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama on Trump’s Campaign Trail

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  • Pervitin. Selbsternannte Übermenschen schwören darauf.

    • Training Payoff

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  • The joke is that programmers actually have sex.

    • The Republican Plot to Let People Die of Heatstroke

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  • Killing people is very much part of the program.

    • Why does reddit ban so easily?

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  • They only care about short term profit and they don't understand what actually made their platform valuable. Reddit is a lost cause.

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  • How inefficient. Once you have the mandatory Neuralink brain chip installed, it can directly activate your pain centres any time you don't praise Great Leader Musk fervently enough.

    • I miss those days

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  • Yeah it's cassette quality. That's what I'm talking about. It wasn't anywhere near the quality of a direct AUX connection.

    • I miss those days

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  • I had one of those too. I don't miss it at all, though, because the sound quality was dogshit. Now get off my lawn, damn kids!

    • TIL about thought-terminating clichés

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  • Kann man nix machen.

    • TIL about thought-terminating clichés

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  • Jesus has a plan for you.

    • Into the meat grinder!

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  • Pretty much any animal. AFAIK, no burger has ever reorganized itself into a cow.

    • E. coli outbreak sickened more than 80 people, but details didn’t surface | Food safety inspections are being scaled back and the public not notified after an investigation into E. coli contamination

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  • Make America Eat Shit Again

    • What happened to the internet...

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  • IBJ and IHJ too.

    • Trump unleashes bizarre commencement speech at West Point

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  • He's a fucking idiot with dementia. He's always been a fucking idiot but his mental decline has been on full display for years.

    • Sweden can't be real.

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  • It's really important to fartkontrol when you go to the slutstation.

    • Top German lawmaker: Public criticism of Israel has 'zero' effect

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  • Laschet, the chairman of the foreign affairs committee in the Bundestag, Germany's lower house of parliament, said the new conservative-led government's "quiet diplomacy" and "clear words" to Israel were "more effective than constant resolutions and pithy slogans."

    Yeah right. The fuck they are. And in effect he's saying the opposite of what the headline suggests.