Diplomjodler @ Diplomjodler3 @lemmy.world

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There have been some great answers already but there are some things I'd like to add: all commercial operating systems (especially Windows and Chrome OS, but MacOS is not at all innocent in that regard) are becoming increasingly focused on data harvesting, advertising and controlling what the user can do with their computer. Linux doesn't do any of that. Your computer is yours and nobody tries to control what you do with it. And if you use a beginner friendly distribution, it's not really more difficult to use.

That's a self-contradictory bunch of fascist fantasies but not a coherent plan. So OK, technically they do have a plan, you got me there.

Let's get rid of a feature that positively differentiated our product and load it up with AI slop instead. It's a guaranteed winning strategy! Nothing could possibly go wrong!

Can it empty my dishwasher?

That would presume that they have any kind of plan.

You can't afford the pod and you can't afford the bugs.

How is that surprising? Saying the quiet part out loud has been his entire political existence.

You don't have to enjoy it. But the world would be objectively better off without that piece of shit.

I recommend a liberal application of flame throwers.

Nowhere near hard enough.

Don't you know that laws only apply to poor people? Duh.

Some day all of those will be valuable cultural artifacts. Or alternatively, they'll be all that's left of humanity. I guess we're moving towards the second scenario right now.

Just make sure to never write minutes so you basically start from scratch every time.

Pervitin. Selbsternannte Übermenschen schwören darauf.

The joke is that programmers actually have sex.

Killing people is very much part of the program.

They only care about short term profit and they don't understand what actually made their platform valuable. Reddit is a lost cause.

How inefficient. Once you have the mandatory Neuralink brain chip installed, it can directly activate your pain centres any time you don't praise Great Leader Musk fervently enough.

Yeah it's cassette quality. That's what I'm talking about. It wasn't anywhere near the quality of a direct AUX connection.

I had one of those too. I don't miss it at all, though, because the sound quality was dogshit. Now get off my lawn, damn kids!