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Destroyer of Worlds 3000
Destroyer of Worlds 3000 @ DestroyerOfWorlds @sh.itjust.works
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  • Aeron chairs are grossly overrated. They have been clever in both making a durable kind of chair and marketing like Apple. They aren't that comfortable and are designed to keep you "upright" but not much else. Originally there wasn't much like the Aeron, but now you have many, many choices for a much better price and comfort. It's personal taste, but I prefer a chair with a headrest. Also, your desk is equally as important for long sessions. Size, leg room, height etc. I built my own custom workstation to suit my needs. I ended up using a cheap Corsair gaming chair and my neck and mouse shoulder has never been happier.

    1. I went to a Mexican birthday party last night and had 10 different kinds of tequila. How am I alive?
  • Remember when she tried to "twerk" and she just had zero ass to twerk with? Good times.

  • you're a pirate. you don't owe anyone anything! arrrrgh!

  • There is a hole where your soul should be, you liar. I bet you never pee in the shower too? again, you liar.

  • Billy Ocean intensifies

  • Little Shit-Dick for a cat. Let your imagination run wild.

  • "We started years ago with anal probes and now they seem to do it to themselves all the time. Now for Phase 2..."

  • I looked at my long list of chores and it was just too sunny outside.
    I went fishing instead. Didn't catch a thing and it was great.

  • How else are people at Trader Joes going to hear Cannibal Corpse?

  • if only. i'd get right on that catholic shit. instead, Satan is my boy 4life! thanks Ozzy🤘

  • As long as I choose the uniform.
    Monday: Cheerleader.
    Tuesday: Policeman.
    Wednesday: Astronaut.
    Thursday: Catholic School Girl.
    Friday: Priest.
    Saturday: Hooters Waitress.
    Sunday: NFL Linebacker.

  • Rule

    Jump
  • Don't come in here! I'm....uh...checking my bank statement!

  • There was a tornado in Oceano, CA a few days ago. A small one, but there have a been a couple others in recent years. So thats a new, fun thing to prepare for.

  • I bought an apple watch out of fomo because my wife had one. I could not for the life of me figure out what this fucking thing was for. Like, do I need another reminder to look at my phone? I don't need the "health" app either. The watch "faces" are in such a walled garden limbo its fucking embarrassing. If anything, it reminds me of its limitations more than any potential. Move that feeling to something you strap to your face and lug around a tethered 2 hour battery. Do you wear it out to dinner? Or around the house to what, look at your own stuff? Is it just to watch movies on? I can't think of a single application that is better because of it. The tech for a pilot or racecar driver or any other headsup display need is already out there. Its redundant and extremely gimicky. When you see a product like this you can tell there is panic in the R&D department.

  • this is terrible and you don't know what you're doing. seek help from an actual graphic designer. also, your sourced SB logo is crazy low resolution.

  • The Eye of Sarlac. A butthole wreathed in sand, always watching.

  • I think if they put computers and carpet in prison cells, they might not want to leave.

  • I'm gonna get starbucks and avocado toast just to twist the knife