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Destroyer of Worlds 3000
Destroyer of Worlds 3000 @ DestroyerOfWorlds @sh.itjust.works
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  • I'm gonna start drawing eyes on all my meat

  • AI has all the popularity of the spoiled vaping neighbor kid and his new drone.

  • Going to a winery for music, food trucks, and you guessed it...Germans!?

  • (read in Lois Griffin voice) "then make pita croutons. then pita bread crumbs. then pita powder to make...pita bread. its always pita fowevah...pita? Peeeetah! Are you listening to meeee?!"

  • extra butter please

  • I would hypothetically look up how to set up a Usenet account for downloading and a tracker account for finding said show. I would also buy an eye patch, a funny hat, and a parrot for me shoulder...arrrr.

  • its like all day bored and fun valhalla

  • how else am I going to get all these rocks through those car windows?

  • I know how to do this.

    take relish (sweet or dill) and blend smooth. add pickle juice until runny. blend again. put about a 1/4 cup into an empty Soda Stream and pump it up like triple the normal amount. quickly cap and shake the hell out of it. uncap and suck the vapor out with a straw.

    -I am a stranger from the internet and would never do this myself

  • went to a mexican back yard party. loud as fuck mariachi band, fun as hell. did some tequila shots, ate tacos, and danced. looked around and there were people dancing with babies in their arms. the babies had pierced ears. also, you could just pass the babies around apparantly.

  • like lollipops for owls

  • one mustache between two men is a mustache for both men

  • Pro Tip: You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese

  • that must be one hell of a mustache ride

  • I literally have all the episodes and only deleted just that one. so, fuck you OP for reminding me. that episode doesn't exist and I never lost a pet and fuck and shit and spiral and goddammit and fuck and uuuuugh....

  • Canadian Porcelain, a rare finery.

  • I will pick at 3 day old leftover fish sticks with my fingers at 8am. Try to stop me.

  • Van Halen finger tapping the fretboard. Didn't last as a trend, but every guitar player tried it at the time.

    Les Claypool from Primus playing lead bass. That was so unique, I don't think anyone really copied it. A watershed moment anyway.

    Neil Pert YYZ or the solo from Tom Sawyer. Same reaction from drummers as guitarists for Van Halen. Blew everyone's mind as to what was possible by one drummer.

    Obviously there was nothing like Jimmy Hendrix either, but there was so much new and experimental music at the time he unfortunately gets lumped into "60's music" IMO.

    The MC5's performance at the Chicago DNC in 1968 (and by extension Punk Rock). "Kick out the Jams, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

  • Who would buy a $200 chair every two years(!?). There are so many other breathable mesh chairs out there that have more articulation/adjustment. and aren't $850-1300. Aeron's just aren't comfortable after 3-4 hours let alone a marathon work day. They are designed to keep you upright and facing a monitor, not for comfort. I think they get away with it because they have become a corporate status symbol. Especially new production offices/agencies/startups love to populate their workspaces with aerons or mira (another terrible chair). Like the eames lounge chair: Gorgeous and futurist to look at, but nigh impractical and uncomfortable.