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American Magic

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  • I'm out of spells, but I'm not out of shells.

    • Healthcare: How Long Do Patients Have To Wait?

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  • Maybe your employer will accept a statutory declaration instead of a doctor's certificate. Mine does.

    • surprising

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  • Humans can grow up to eight feet. Most of them only grow posthumously, hence the expression, "six feet under."

    • How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?

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  • Explanation: ::: spoiler spoiler There is no effin' way :::

    • Memes vs Reality

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  • Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism it's just the opposite.

    • Gender at the table

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  • Gending Machine

    • Elections

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  • "If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"

    • Just no

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    • What happened with the sphinx though?

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  • “What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”

    A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.

    • iPhone

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  • Who's Steve Jobs?

    • Every race gets one cool ability

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  • One day I'm going to play an asexual bard, just to subvert expectations.

    • RPGMemes @ttrpg.network
    Defenestrator @aussie.zone

    Every race gets one cool ability

    Listen here you little shit

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  • Rocs fall, everyone dies

    • Barnaby Joyce captured on video lying next to planter box

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  • Did he collapse from seeing the rainbow roundabout?

    • Trolley Problem Solution

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    • Other than Fireball, What's the best spell for cooking?

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  • That only creates bland food.

    • Keep the change and I don’t need a copy.

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  • Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.

    • What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

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  • He couldn't put the book down.

    • More guns = safer

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    • Achievement for all of us

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  • Which one?

    • My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory

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    • RPGMemes @ttrpg.network
    Defenestrator @aussie.zone

    Designing encounters around my players' abilities