DaddleDew @ DaddleDew @lemmy.world

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Given an unlimited amount of tries, anything that has a non-zero chance of happening, no matter how unlikely will happen. But what has absolute zero chance of happening will still not happen.

Isn't this done for dead Presidents usually?

Doomguy: Cuts you in half with it, turning you into an ammo pinata

$260 million. A fucking bargain.

So much for getting rid of "the elite"

For someone who wants to "expand" American territory, he's doing a pretty good job at motivating states to secede.

• Claims in an interview that he is qualified to handle a social media company on the internet because he has "put internet in space"
• Buys a financially struggling company for way too much money
• Dismantles everything that made it attractive
• Insults and fires the most competent employees who are trying to stop him from destroying the platform
• Doesn't pay the employees he fired owed severance, further discouraging the best of the workforce from ever applying to work there
• Turned it into something so repulsive and toxic that the users and advertisers start to leave
• Told the advertisers to "go fuck themselves"
• Tried to sue the advertisers into returning, further discouraging any new advertiser from ever doing business with him
• Destroys the brand recognition by renaming it to a letter of the alphabet he personally likes but nobody else gives a crap about
• Abuses his admin powers to steal a handle with the name he wanted from its owner, further eroding the user's trust in him handling the platform
• Continues ruining the platform, turning it into his personal soap box to push his (toxic) ideas and abuses his powers to reduce the visibility of those he doesn't like while claiming to be radically pro-free speech.
• Alternative platforms have gained momentum and have reached critical mass and will soon become the new default platform people will flock to. High profile users leave.
• Whines and bitches about the company not making any money.

Hey guys, I'm starting to think that this guy's fortune has absolutely nothing to do with his skills at running a business

And Canada collectively tells him to go fuck himself. Seriously, he really thinks that will make them want to join him?

Any mummy is forbidden beef jerky

Maybe he's trying really hard to be shot at again in hopes it would boost his popularity like it did last time.

I agree, but in some situations there are some people who are so full of themselves that they will take a 'I politely decline' as a 'maybe, keep trying'. Trump, being a convicted rapist, is one of those people.

Meanwhile Russian officials are high fiving each other because that means the Ukrainians had to use enough ammo to kill 1,000 soldiers who aren't Russian.

A tiktok link, defending a Nazi. Here. Are you lost, mate?

Go to other restaurant beast man

The top one being placed impractically upright so people can see the label makes this picture suspicious. Or the guy just wanted to show off.

Imagine the memes if someone started shooting Nazis and his name happened to be Mario

Wow. I was willing to believe that the still pictures were just perfectly timed to make it look like something it wasn't. But it totally is a Nazi salute.

Dafuq is this unelected dipshit doing at the podium to begin with? That should be the first question to ask.

I mean we all know why but I refuse to pretend this should be the "new normal"

The wiring in a house that carries about 2000W could start a fire if it gets damaged. Imagine what would happen if whatever carries the energy to power a replicator gets damaged.

I'm pretty sure a lot of scam calls use machines that call every possible phone number within an area code and see who answers. There is no way to avoid it.