Cryophilia @ Cryophilia @lemmy.world

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Too late, already bought a gun at my library.

Well, it was from a sketchy looking dude behind the library but whatever

You can buy guns at the library?? Wow, libraries really are amazing places!

but continually help make things worse

Funny how you people always conflate "not having the numbers to effectively stop Republicans" with "actively helping Republicans". Every single time I drill down to ask what specifically the Dems did to make things worse, it's always "they failed to stop the Republicans".

wasting more money on more contractors and giving them more of our data to store

...is the point.

My old house was one of a row of housing with assigned parking spaces in front, perpendicular to the road. Like in front of a store.

I was going to turn into my parking space. This behemoth of a truck was in front of me, going slow as molasses. I mean like 2 miles an hour. I could have stopped my car and walked home faster, but I was in the middle of the road.

The truck in front of me veered left, towards the parking spots on the opposite side of the road. I said "fucking FINALLY" and darted past them on the right.

Turns out they had finally found the spot they were looking for and had just swung wide to turn into the spot. On the right, not the left. They turned straight into me as I tried to drive past.

Ever since then I make sure to use my blinker even if I'm just turning into my driveway.

Self defense is legal, these aren’t cops, and that is assault.

lol

These are the fucking brownshirts, good luck with that.

The literal purpose of DOGE is to be above the law. To operate outside of the bounds of the law, with the implicit or explicit approval of the Fuhrer.

Christ, first it was politely holding up paddles, now it's a fucking lawsuit

We are BEYOND all that shit my dudes.

You’re completely incapable of ever arguing honestly.

Monkey see, monkey do

flings poop

That's funny, the only "democrats" I've seen supporting Putin have been...well, "Leftists"

My thinking is, we can build a spaceship big enough to throw him AND Putin into the sun

Nope lol

She had the shortest fuse I've ever seen

My first long term relationship was with a woman who could orgasm from penetration in less than a minute.

Well, I'd like to jettison him into the sun for being an unapolagetic genocidal war criminal, and I work night shift, so that's pretty much literally the maximum amount of daylight possible between us.

If you don't vote Democrat, well...I won't cheer it on, but I won't be quite as horrified. Literally digging your own grave.

So just anyone to MY left. I don't get how Netanyahu fits into it

So you actually do think that I think Biden is a MAGA?

I thought that was probably what you meant. But then I was like, wait so is he saying I think Biden/Clinton/etc are MAGA? That doesn't track.

I guess you could still stick the landing by suggesting Dem centrists are to the right of Netanyahu but that's just too convoluted to be a good insult.

Uhhh...yes. Also some people to his left. I think Netanyahu is too extreme even for some MAGA.