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Cliffjumper
Cliffjumper @ Cliffjumper @lemmy.world
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UK proposes selfie-based, AI age verification system for porn sites

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  • Sales of fake moustaches are gonna skyrocket

    • Wedding officiant accidentally shoots own grandson after trying to get guests’ attention

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  • I've never been to a wedding where tapping the side of a wine glass didn't immediately silence the room.

    No idea why a gun would be necessary.

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  • Oh no, I completely agree and I continue with it because I really like the service. It just so happens that it's on top of a whole raft of other increases, some of which are absolutely not justified.

    • My holy trinity of trust

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  • Still can't bring myself to use proton pass. I'll be much happier when proton drive better integrates with desktop machines as well but calendar, VPN, email and the bonus simplelogin premium are way too useful.

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  • Oh look, another one.

    YouTube: premium is increasing

    Spotify: we're increasing your sub

    Bank: we're increasing your mortgage

    Supermarket: we're increasing your food spend

    Car insurance: we're increasing your premium

    Household bills: we're increasing water, gas and electricity

    Broadband: we're increasing your fees

    Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

    Salary: fuck you, peasant

    Bank Of England: Just stop spending

    Disney: Hi ...

    • As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?

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  • 8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

    • What's a word you haven't heard used in years?

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  • There is. That word is "alles".

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  • Many many episodes but I have a special place in my heart for VOY: Message In A Bottle.

    "Stop breathing down my neck."

    "My breathing is merely a simulation."

    "So is my neck! Stop it anyway!"