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FEMA Isn't Running Out of Hurricane Relief Money Due to Migrant Aid | Snopes

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  • Both of you stfu

    • What's something you did once but won't do again?

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  • Becoming a federal felon.

    • Trump won’t participate in interview for ’60 Minutes’ election special

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  • Bussy

    • Love is love

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  • True in my case, but there's a good reason. We started dating in HS. She has a late growth spurt, and her boobs got huge. She really filled out everywhere. And considering she was an ex athlete, she really was something to behold.

    I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her. I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

    My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once. I was so close with the band Lamb of God. This was the years 2000/2001, so they weren't popular yet. Apparently John Campbell would talk about her tits behind my back.

    I even had several people say I looked like shaggy. And over twenty years later, I go to the grocery store wearing brown sweatpants and a green shirt. That was today.

    Matrix confirmed.

    • Sean 'Diddy' Combs hit with a wave of 120 new sexual assault allegations

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  • It's holes and poles, my man.

    • Has to be the manor

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  • Ha, joke's on you. My back only hurts after sex.

    • Poptart rule

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  • A pinch is 1/8th of a teaspoon.

    • Movie(s) with best soundtrack?

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  • Buried.

    Banger after banger

    • Elon Musk’s popularity plummets to 6% among Democrats, poll finds

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  • The people that made money investing in Tesla. I have a friend that made a ton of of Elon. But I'm a good boy, and bite my tongue about it.

    • tumblr(ule) screenshot

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  • You love him.

    • US health system ranks last compared with peer nations, report finds

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  • Oh yeah? We still have more guns.

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    • Calling in healthy

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  • I call that: "I'm not coming in today." That's all you need to do.

    • AI isn't as bad as the doomsayers say it is

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  • Even AI porn is getting good.

    • Bread

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  • I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

    • The Big One

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  • I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

    • Reports that Capri Sun is phasing out pouches for bottles is ruining childhoods everywhere

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  • First World Problems

    • Young girls are using anti-aging products they see on social media. The harm is more than skin deep

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  • Virginity

    • AI worse than humans in every way at summarising information, government trial finds

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  • To all of you AI haters out there, stay away from the two minute papers yt channel. You'll get very sad at the actual state of AI.

    • Former Aurora cop charged with raping daughter remains free as mom is sent to jail

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  • I wish there was an emoji shovel for a situation like this.

    • what's a polite way to reject a picture with a very thankful patient who was under your care?

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  • "I have a problem with establishing boundaries.

    I’m a private person. That’s very often misinterpreted as being arrogant and feeling superior to others. I’m not, I just wish to be left alone, but people still feel disrespected and it’s tiring to be constantly explaining yourself. And I don’t understand why I have to explain myself constantly."

    Maybe say something along the lines of this.