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  • I need some help here - does this mean trans boys have a lot of energy?

  • What a waste of a $200+ text book!

  • Her: Touché. Here at The Meme Factory we look for people with a little...je ne sais quoi...
    Him: I don't know what that means.
    Her: Excellent. Welcome to the meme team.

    I'm drunk and don't really know what I'm saying.

  • Vanilla à la toad.

  • Hose water was the best tasting water. Must of been all them chemicals. If I die young, avenge me, take down Big Hose.

  • The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.

  • But my truck says "All Terrain"...

  • It's nice until you have to go to the store.

  • Hamas says the fighting must stop before hostages can be released. Israel said fighting will stop after hostages are released.

    180 degrees apart, going round and round on the carousel of carnage.

  • I canceled all our streaming services and Amazon prime. I canceled my phone service and opted for a $15/month plan (Mint). I buy a cheap phone, about $70 bucks. I asked my wife to stop buying me snack foods at the grocery store to save $50/week. All told I think we are not spending $300/month that I can now put towards our cars that are starting to break down. Someone said something about savings but I only cultivate dust and stones there.

  • I was conceived from a woman with a ball shaped egg and from a man with a sperm from a ball shaped ball. When I die, put my ashes in a colorful ball and return me to the ball pit so that my death may bring joy just as my conception did.

  • TL;DR: Don't care

    Was a baby when it was done so don't remember any of it. Been this way my whole life so have nothing to compare it to. Never bothered me, never was a topic of conversation, and nobody ever cared...probably because it is extremely common where I live.

  • Oh Mahmoud Abbas! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

  • Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

    I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

  • I heard that her dad's nickname for her is Iwanna Hump.

    I heard it in my head but I think it's true. It's probably true. Definitely true.

  • Hey now! That one night stand might need to turn into a steady relationship!

  • At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

  • I said this in the other post with this image, but this is Aughra from The Dark Crystal.

  • This is Aughra from The Dark Crystal.