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  • This skull of Gowron is supposed to stay white for twenty years. What's it been, seventeen, eighteen? Peggy, where's that receipt?

  • I see nothing but winners here.

  • I'm sorry to hear that. It looks like my surprise at the numbers is more of me being out of the loop. I have Internet with AT&T and that is all I have (no cable or streaming other than HBO Max that comes with AT&T).

  • I was more surprised there are 35.9 million Xfinity customers!

  • The future is now

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  • When I see one of these I immediately go for my pants. I'd rather have a damp thigh for 10 minutes than deal with this thing.

  • This looks like the magnetic version of pulling yourself up by the bootstraps.

  • Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

  • Maybe "the dog" is what she calls her husband.

  • Reminds me of this from the BBC.

  • Rule

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  • For men, sending dick pics is equivalent to a cat bringing you a dead bird. It is the highest gesture they can think of to share, they are so proud of it, but nobody wants it.

  • Do bunkers typically have windows?

  • My vehicle almost idles at that speed! Hope it works out for them. You could probably go faster on a bike. You know what I'm going to do? Read the article. I'll be back with an edit if needed.

    Edit: 80% of Amsterdam will have a speed limit of 30km/hr to increase safety and reduce noise.

  • This is how R2-D2s are made!

  • Plenty of people have pet pigs and dogs.

  • There's probably some loophole about how they can't do it as a hedge fund but a shrub fund is just fine.

  • I don't see the nutshell.

  • In a bit of irony, the stool pigeon that informed police was, in fact, Ozawa himself. Police did not expect him to sing like a canary as he confessed to the charges. Ozawa stated the pigeons were sitting ducks as he accelerated towards them. He considers pigeons ugly ducklings and his life's goal is to make as many of them dead as a dodo. Police are keeping a close eye on Ozawa as they found him naked as a jaybird when they arrested him. There are concerns he may try to fly the coop and send police on a wild goose chase.

  • Hello. Yes, I'd like one nightmare for the evening, please.

  • Well...spit it back out I guess.

  • What is the X axis on this graph representing?