CEOofmyhouse56 @ CEOofmyhouse56 @aussie.zone

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Its all good. This me on the box.

How much past? Days, weeks, months. Cooked? Uncooked?

How good is that! Get that key cut asap.

Cheers peeps 🍺

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Now that it has dried it doesn't look to bad. I'm used to seeing grey.

The size of Ice creams are laughable too now.

YL dyed my hair. I think it's gone nonna orange. I don't wanna look under the towel yet. Gonna need more than a couple of beers tonight.

Give us your bank details. I'll refund you.

I've gotten into new cars and my first reaction is puzzlement. What the fuck are all these buttons for.

I said the same thing to Spinny!

My burgers come out huge yet the burger places burgers look like someone has run over them.

Yes. Those ads with the latest burger some cunt's tryna flog looks like a mountain with lashings of bacon. When you get it, there's 2 scrawny bits and looks like it's been slam dunked into the bag.

We all know serving sizes are a lie. Here's another one. You're browsing the hair dye aisle because you have more grey than actual colour these days and it takes you awhile before you finally make a hopefully rightful choice. End result is NEVER what is indicated on the box.

What are some other lies we are told?

Shit.

Is it lost lost like out in the wild or playing hide n seek in the house somewhere?

Thank you.

A box of kittens and some sticky tape please.

What a boring article. He likes what he likes. It's not that deep.

7/10

Fuck

Yes. Who'd ya pick?