CEOofmyhouse56 @ CEOofmyhouse56 @aussie.zone

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😂 no they don't. I have found that if the flight is running late on time they're less likely to weigh bags.

I've seen people panic and root through bags when that little weighy thing comes out.

Oh dear.

So that means he pissed less last night right?

Definitely think it's separation anxiety.

Sometimes I find old notes and think wtf was that about. 🚮

Good morning AJ

Exciting! We need details of your experiments please.

8/10

Went there during a school camp in 1988. I remember there being a huge cage with cockies inside. Signs on the dunny doors read "Blokes" and "Sheilas".

Your dog is a little shit.

Don't give him the Kong inside. Put some peanut butter around the opening, give him a lick and then throw it outside with him. If that doesn't work then try the plate.

The crossing lady near my house as a teen.

Her: Good morning. How are you?

Me: Good thanks. Yourself?

Her: Not good. Last night......

Me: FUCK

Mum wanted to know why I was going to school so early. "To avoid her".

Good luck mate. 🤞

You look them in the eyes and say "self love" then smile and get back to work.

Buy a Kong and fill it with peanut butter and throw it outside. He needs to feel safer outside on his own.

Does one of your parents take him outside to piss in the middle of the night? Dogs form habits. Sometimes you have to break those habits quickly before they become problematic.

He was waking you up to let you know he needed a piss. For some reason he's not using the doggy door on his own at night.

It might be that he doesn't associate night time with sleep. He might sleep more during the day and then be awake at night. Try and stimulate him more during the day.

It's not usual for a dog to piss so much at night.

Oh dear.

What you need to do is this: early morning say to him "c'mon outside pee pee". Let him outside and keep saying "outside pee pee". Stay with him and don't let him back in until he has a piss. When he does, give him a pat, say good boy, let him back inside. Do this every couple of hours so he associates outside with pee pee even if he has a doggy door. If you see him near the door, let him out "outside pee pee outside pee pee" etc

You can throw in a couple of "you dirty little bastard". It doesn't hurt him and it might make you feel better.

My dog is the most stubborn unruly dog known to man but he does not piss inside.

Hope that helps. Good luck.

Do you not own an oven?

YL bought this for her dad today. With her own money too. She says she bought it because she always buys stuff for me and dad would like it.

Ya gotta rub the kettle then a chef appears.

😂

Years ago I had a simple garmin watch that tracked steps and my boss asked me "how does it know how many steps you do? Does it work on gps or something?" And I said " Ummm magic I guess". Now I know it works on movement. 😂