CADmonkey @ CADmonkey @lemmy.world

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I used to run a CNC laser. It would cut 2-d shapes out of metal up to 19mm thick.

We had a supervisor who was going on a trip once, and we joked about cutting out the silhouette of a handgun and sewing it into the lining of a carryon bag. We didn't do it, but I could see a stunt like that causing problems.

"BUT IT'S MAH RIGHTS TO CARRY BULLETS ON THIS AIRPLANE! FREEZE PEACH!"

/s

enduring the pain of Big Jim's rod penetrating you,

Fellas, is it gay to use lube for anal?

Right, but there is a difference between me being a lazy antisocial person who hates talking on the phone to make an appointment, and being afraid to make an appointment because I'm worried I might like the feeling of something long and firm going in my ass.

Meanwhile I buy my wife nail polish that just happens to be the same color as something I need to touch-up or paint.

The most obvious one I have experience with is guys refusing to wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle because they're so tuff and manly and they "just won't crash".

I wear a helmet because it will protect my beautiful face if I fall off, and because it keeps bugs and birds from hitting the aforementioned rugged bearded handsomeness at high speeds thus preventing some accidents, and because I can have one with a cool design on it.

This makes sense, every gay person I've met drank water.

I dunno, I kinda like Pithy Folk Ignorance.

Ugh, these games just seem like so much work, I want to relax.

Sits at computer, pulls out calculator and notepad before opening Satisfactory

The last time I made anything like a profile for tinder was when I made one for PoF back in the before times, in the long-long ago, the year 2007. I didn't have fish pictures, but I did have a picture of me riding a unicycle.

It was more effective than I expected.

And then they will leave for a more idyllic life in the country because it's so noisy.

I'm pretty sure the large open field behind my house, which used to be full of trees, is going to be turned into another gated neighborhood full of cookie cutter houses. And I just know someone is going to be close to my back yard, and they are going to whine about my wife's chickens, especially since one of them is a rooster.

So they will piss and moan and try to make us get rid of the rooster. And then they will probably get a small dog that yaps all night.

Nope. You guys have been telling us how much better you are since 1909. You get your own weed. 🤣

My other half seems to think so.

Guys, is it gay to avoid filling your trash can with a bunch of plastic bags?

It has been my long-standing belief that a motorcycle helmet can prevent an accident. I've had too many things hit my visor while riding. Imagine taking a june bug in the eye with nothing but a set of oakleys for protection.

We have very lax medical marijuana laws, a dispensary on every corner, and cheap weed.

We sure do have a lot of willfully stupid people, though.

There are two courses locally that are at least partially baskets in the woods. There is another a bit farther away that is completely in the woods, and uses old tires for the baskets.

None of them have a golf-course style lawn though. At the most, just grass that gets occasionally mowed.

The Isuzu N-trucks are much larger than my F150.

Free batteries and motors, you mean?

Free batteries and motors for the taking.