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Butters
Butters @ Butters @lemmywinks.com
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Help Xi Find His Hair!

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  • Party in the front. Party in the back.

    • The Hi and Lo directions on my range’s knobs

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  • You can just pee in your underwear.

    • US announces $345 million military aid package for Taiwan

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  • That’s like a whole dollar per person.

    • The UFO congressional hearing was ‘insulting’ to US employees, a top Pentagon official says

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  • There was a sub r/UFO I would check in on occasionally. The arguments people would get into there were … interesting.

    • Why is “Now I Am Become Death” phrased so awkwardly in English?

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  • Doesn’t this get into something like past vs past perfect, future vs future perfect?

    I can’t remember this shit from grade school.

    • Meta Just Proved People Hate Chronological Feeds

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  • Company study confirms what company wants you to believe. More at 11.

    • Please help am no good with car

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  • Coke back with those smokes soon :(

    • Please help am no good with car

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  • Swede mod?

    • Please help am no good with car

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  • Ah yes, the fire light.

    • Most of the 100 million people who signed up for Threads stopped using it

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  • I can picture the progress bar labeled 0% on one side and a piece of shit on the other.

    0%…….IN.PROGRESS…….💩

    • Most of the 100 million people who signed up for Threads stopped using it

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  • I’m an early adopter.

    • ChatGPT broke the Turing test — the race is on for new ways to assess AI

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  • What if it sees a mousse in the dessert?

    • White chocolate is better than dark chocolate and i'm tired of pretending it's not

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  • Maybe they meant bitter.

    • Tesla exaggerated EV range so much that drivers thought cars were broken

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  • If the remaining distance software lies to you, isn’t that fraud?

    • Tesla exaggerated EV range so much that drivers thought cars were broken

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  • Yeah it wasn’t until he started going on podcasts and sending wacky tweets people realized what an asshole he was.

    Had he just kept quiet he would probably still have fanboys. At least up until this latest Twitter nonsense. But had he not gone ego crazy, he wouldn’t have bought Twitter in the first place.

    • Tesla exaggerated EV range so much that drivers thought cars were broken

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  • I thought even there he lost his fanboys several years ago.

    • Who the hell cuts their pizza into fifths?

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  • Weren’t there six wedges though?

    • have won in lotto

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  • My wife fucked 10 kindergarteners and I’m afraid of crayons.

    • FOUR whole parking spots

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  • I can see Jimmy doing this, and putting on some giant grimace for emphasis just as he pulls the lever down.

    Or I could see mike doing this casually as fuck just as he walks by the alarm as if it’s nothing.

    • FOUR whole parking spots

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  • I’d put the i park like an asshole sign on the rear window where maybe they don’t notice it for a while.