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  • You see, the Funk is a living creature. It's 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. It came from another planet, and landed on Bootsy Collins's house.

    Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk. Made himself a Funk shake. Began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see 'round corners. Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slapping a bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of delirious, funky priest.

  • I'm not a fan of (most) cops, but I agree. Even if they weren't understaffed, I'm sure you're not required to chase someone in dangerous conditions? I have no clue about that though.

    But yes, body cam footage or something similar would be needed to confirm anything.