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The world has become Applefied.

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  • Old McDonald was more fun, E-I-E-I-O

    • alternative to trees

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  • It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywher...wait...that's sands... Nevermind...

    • Automakers must build cheaper, smaller EVs to spur adoption, report says

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  • Auto Dealers : (adds "Market Adjustment" $$$ to offset the cheaper EV prices...) "Hey, why no one buy EV? We need a bail out!"

    /s

    • When the landlord asks for a tip

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  • You'll get the (tip) when you fix this damn door!

    • Nintendo is making a live-action Zelda movie

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  • The "Well, excuuuuuuse me, Princess!" Version of link?

    • If only I had time to re-watch everything again

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  • Go Team Venture!

    • The moon's unusually bright tonight...

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  • Just empty the fridge and get in. Closed the door. Worked for Indy (Jones).

    • Google Maps Now Uses AI to Find Where People Are Having Fun

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  • Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

    • people should have mascots

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  • So Bojack's friend, Mr. Peanutbutter, the star of Mr. Peanutbutter's House?

    • We've been living in a space fantasy universe all along

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  • "That still only counts as one"

    • Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad

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  • "Illegal somewhere" Mad Lib:

    "The rest of us are so used to *__ every day. I never would have thought about it!

    I guess I can stop * for a little bit while in (place)__. If you insist.”

    • Chewing Gum ( ) Singapore

    • I'm a night owl, I'll be fine

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  • That thing where you close your eyes, forget everything, and open them to end up (min/hrs) in the future!

    • Pain man

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  • Mario vs Stage 1-1 1st Goomba?

    • Uncanny resemblance

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  • Mallrat to "Astrologers":

    Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a (goat)... it's a Sailboat.

    • Is Netflix's One Piece good?

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  • Deke from Agents of SHIELD.

    • I'm so sorry, I should have been looking where I wa....

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  • Or time things Just right, to accidentally drop something and reach down at the same time to pick it up. Or reach for the same book/grocery/product.

    • What criteria do you use to determine whether a book is worth your time?

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  • Does the cover have a painted Fabio?

    No Fabio, no read!

    • Kias and Hyundais Keep Getting Stolen by the Thousands and Cities Are Suing | A viral Tiktok trend that began in 2021 demonstrated how the companies failed to install a basic anti-theft technology ...

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  • They get PAID suspension for not doing their job right...

    • Kias and Hyundais Keep Getting Stolen by the Thousands and Cities Are Suing | A viral Tiktok trend that began in 2021 demonstrated how the companies failed to install a basic anti-theft technology ...

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  • There are other auto makes besides KIA/Hyundai, to be considered... that didn't overlook a "easy to steal with a USB" type problems.

    • And what the gnomes do is unspeakable

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  • Danger scale between:

    A Tornado that shoots sharks

    A T-Rex that shoots flamingos