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Blackmist @ Blackmist @feddit.uk
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I am easy to amuse

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  • ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.

    Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.

    It's even worse than tar.

    • Unhappy with the recently lost file upload feature in the Nextcloud app for Android? So are we. Let us explain. - Nextcloud

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  • I'm assuming that Nextcloud handles all it's moneymaking outside of the app (indeed it appears to be free if you host the server yourself).

    If Google were making 30% on a ton of in-app purchases, they'd let it harvest your fucking organs.

    • U.S. Secretary of Commerce says the ‘new model’ is factory jobs for life—for you, your kids, and your grandkids

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  • Whether you want them or not.

    • Trump urges Syrian president to normalise Israel relations and deport 'foreign terrorists'

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  • Given the current Syrian president's birthplace and former profession, it does make you wonder if Donald even knows where he is, let alone who he's talking to.

    A real "But Black Dynamite..." moment. Not sure how the Syrian president even managed to keep a straight face.

    • It's almost like proprietary software is built to maximize shareholder profits above user friendliness

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  • Me because I use Sublime Text

    • It's almost like proprietary software is built to maximize shareholder profits above user friendliness

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  • Sometimes you're in the feelings phase, not the solutions phase.

    • UN body finds Russia responsible for downed MH17 flight

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  • Yeah, no shit.

    That we didn't sanction Russia on the spot is mind-boggling.

    • Florida Panthers Owner Tweets at Toronto Fans

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  • We need to somehow get it into Donald's head that Israel should be the 51st state.

    • Shower thought: Valve could do the ultimate boss-move this year

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  • Reminder that supporting a single GPU is a lot simpler than supporting all of them...

    • Bro, save some pussy for the rest of us

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  • Form an orderly queue, girls.

    Yet still not as creepy as the guy in that Mark Wahlberg film with the Romeo and Juliet law printed on a laminated card that he keeps with him at all times...

    • This lender said its loans would help Tennesseans. It has sued more than 110,000 of them.

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  • Of course they said they'd help people.

    They wouldn't get many takers if their advertising started with "Hey fuckface! Just because you're poor as dirt that doesn't mean you can't line our fucking pockets."

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  • Give them a face to rest their boots on, and they'll cheerfully lick the boots of their rulers.

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  • They're almost certainly stirring the pot, but the pot was there regardless.

    • Microsoft Teams will soon block screen capture during meetings

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  • Good. Do me a favour and block the audio as well.

    • Due to a congenital condition, I'm 5'7" (170 cm) with size 15 UK / 16 US wide feet and giant hands. My friends call me a walking L. This is what that looks like in case you're wondering.

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  • And on the plus side, your uncle left you a shiny ring.

    • Trump has been affected by recent polls that only rely on CPAC polls.

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  • My wife once gave me a worlds best husband mug.

    This gives me an approval rating of 100%

    Suck it, Donny.

    • Mexico sues Google over changing Gulf of Mexico’s name for US users

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  • What has the United States of North Mexico done now?

    • Ye song glorifying Hitler gets millions of views on X while other platforms struggle to remove it

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  • Unless Dr Sergei took him off his meds, this is probably all his own doing.

    Being rich clearly means you have no real friends, because any real friend would have sat him down long ago and stopped him doing whatever the fuck this is.

    • "I don't know" how much Borderlands 4 will cost, Gearbox boss says, but it had "more than twice the development budget for Borderlands 3" and "it might be" $80 like some Nintendo and Xbox games

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  • So $89.99 then.

    Special edition with a 6" plastic Temu tat figurine and 1000 FREE BorderBucks will be $249.99.

    • Does TERF give a damn about Trans men going to Men Restrooms?

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  • Look, we need to protect the sanctity of women's sports, while paying them about 1% of whatever ludicrous amount men get, so they can play at empty stadiums.