I work at a tool store and often fantasize about a zombie apocalypse or something starting while I'm at work. Should fit this situation, so let's go!
If it happens in...
Aisle 1: dual wielding a drill and heatgun
Aisle 2: dual wielding circular saw and angle grinder
Aisle 3: put on safety goggles, strangle them with AirTool hoses
Aisle 4: dual wielding air nailers!
Aisle 5: giant wrench
Aisle 6: screwdriver to the face
Aisle 7: steel automotive jack handles
Aisle 8: wench snare traps everywhere
Aisle 9: pickaxe
Aisle 10: generator fumes
Aisle 11: tumbling tower of tires
Back wall: hammers!
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