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👍Maximum Derek👍
👍Maximum Derek👍 @ Bishma @discuss.tchncs.de
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  • The only time I've gotten banned was for saying we should eat the rich. I didn't even include my recipe for slow cooked billionaire ribs.

  • Horses know how the world works, that's why they're always giving it the middle finger.

  • My favorite thing about quantum physics is that Schrodinger's Cat was presented as a criticism. It was the most ridiculous extension of quantum superposition that Schrodinger could come up with. But then all the quantum physicists went, "YES! That's a perfect way to explain it. Let's teach that to middle schoolers!"

  • According to their press kit, their casino alone has 93,000 feet. All of them square for some reason.

  • "How I ended up spending 2 hours listening to a shark ramble about their action movie spec script: Fingers."

  • It all becomes normal after a while but I still stress about the things that could take it away. Treefalls during big storms and fire hazards and places where people might trip and gutter overflows and was that a carpenter ant and and and.

    A now, ten years later, we're doing some minor remodeling and a lot of those money stresses and fears of the unknown are coming back.

  • I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.

  • My state just made self-serve gas a thing so I got an electric. If I'm going to have to fuel up my own car, I'll do it in my carport.

  • "That one to left, that's the most gorilla that can ever gorilla. Look how hard it's gorillaing! Name it accordingly."

  • I use my post/comment history (and saves) as a way to know what threads to go check in on later. And I get a kick out of seeing a lot of upvotes and dislike seeing anything in negative territory. But I don't have votes in mind when I post.

  • Is she fast asleep or rocking out with the band?

  • No no, this is still out of context. He said "Slurpee." He's reminding everyone that free slurpee day is coming.

  • They cropped it. There's another sign to the right that reads "Because of the rabid poisonous piranharoos." Australia is a weird place.

  • It's just the most recent bean.

  • If we missed sheering beans, that's on us.

  • Sheering a sheep was done. What if he was the sheep being sheered? Ed Sheeree, if you will.

  • Hey, remember Orbs? I don't think we completely scraped that barrel.

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  • The Leading Edge Model D. An 8088 from the late 80s that we got 3rd hand

    It had 2 double density 5.25" floppy drives and 256K of RAM! If I let it warm up 10 minutes it could even run Print Maker Pro.

  • I stopped using a case a couple phones ago. Haven't broken anything yet and my last phone was 7 when it stopped getting security updates and I had to move on.

    My wife always uses a case and screen protector and has still broken more than one.