👍Maximum Derek👍 @ Bishma @discuss.tchncs.de

Future winner of the Nobel prize in Minecraft

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Many years ago when we finally sunset out first generation servers, we took them out to a gun range and let the support department have the first shots.

You could take a stab at figuring out what happened to Amalia Earhart, who DB Cooper was, or why Big Foot doesn't eat at Burger King (but loves Dairy Queen). The big questions of our time.

Years ago I used to sign up for free samples of things (found on a freebees sub) using the name Freema Balczak, because then I'd know if one of them sold my info... but mostly for shits and giggles.

In 1975 Barry Manilow wrote the songs that made the whole world sing, the songs of love and special things.

Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?

Once upon a time there were two types of Dairy Queens. Some were just ice cream, but the ones called "Dairy Queen Braizer" sold hot food too. Eventually they all sold hot food.

Spicy food never had an effect on my stomach until one day in my late 30's. Now there's a fuzzy threshold where I'm OK, but there's a limit. A whole serving of my favorite bulgogi is always too much.

I forgot the video for that song is all just clips from 9 1/2 Weeks with random shots of Joe Cocker shoved in to kill the mood. So we should all be reminded of that important aphorism, "it's all fun and games until some wall street broker pours honey in your vagina."

It just exists. It's not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.

Not names, just adjectives.

They're even the right colors for my 6.5lb spotted lady and 14lb orange torpedo

It was a joke. I feel like we're all living Brazil 2.

Holy crap! I just got used to thinking that its been over a year since the blackout... but that shocking realization was a year ago now. Thanks, everyone!

Wait, those weren't made as a prop for Brazil 2?

Ha, they left out the 2nd N.

We were born into a system that requires that we make money if we want to participate. Hopefully the means of doing so has at least some desirability beyond that, even if only "this line of effort seems interesting enough that I wont constantly fantasize about stepping in front of a fast moving bus, and thus ruining its driver's money making obligation too."

Surely the Zarkonians will save us.

Is there one that requires 6 hands for thruples?

The only time I've gotten banned was for saying we should eat the rich. I didn't even include my recipe for slow cooked billionaire ribs.