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👍Maximum Derek👍 @ Bishma @discuss.tchncs.de
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When my dad gets drunk at night he shares porn on Facebook

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  • I found his collection once as a kid, so I know the answer is yes. But that is already more than I ever wanted to know.

    • When my dad gets drunk at night he shares porn on Facebook

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  • Mine is pushing 90. He also pretty much stayed in the 1970s and so peak technology for him is a two-tone Dodge conversion van with an 8-track player.

    • When my dad gets drunk at night he shares porn on Facebook

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  • I've never been more glad in my life that my dad had to return his smart phone because he couldn't figure out how to make calls on it.

    • My dad's newest quirk is that he contacts me through email for some reason

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  • Be sure to update when he buys teletype machines for every room or installs pneumatic mail tubes all over the house.

    • "Sorry folks, non mainstream media only! Brown nosers and throat goats only, you'll need to step back!"

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  • Don't worry, by the end of the year DOGE will make sure it's the only place you can pay your bills, get your drivers license renewed, or "vote."

    • The Unix Way, everybody!

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  • 🎵 That is what we awk 🎵

    • New Socks, Old Theme

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  • New socks, who distro

    • What holidays do you actually celebrate that most people would never have known people celebrate?

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  • "Holiday" and "celebrate" are strong words, but I try to recognize Big Wet Rodent Day every year.

    • TankieDB

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    • Everyone can be right here

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  • For me the best category is cloakWearingLoners

    oh yeeeahhh

    • So annoying when a duck takes the last bar seat

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  • People only find his "put it on my bill" joke funny closer to last call. But he's fine waiting for his audience.

    • Get in

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  • Thanks. Its the hobby that got me through lockdown.

    • Get in

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  • I see, the end of every work day is a sad day. I think I understand now.

    • I don't need a phone to see doom

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  • Not a bad breakdown spot as long as no one needs to move between cars.

    • The Powerful AI Tool That Cops (or Stalkers) Can Use to Geolocate Photos in Seconds

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  • I wonder if these models are susceptible to poisoning. If I post Nightshaded pictures of my city all over meta, could I corrupt an update?

    • Hold on!

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  • I DM'd earlier today so I've spent several hours convincing myself I did a terrible job, no one likes my campaign, and they only show up because they're polite.

    • Just give em some bourbon beforehand

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  • You want to be practicing up until the last second, of course. After we learned how swole the tooth fairy is, a lot of us started prepping for future loses. That's why I have a bunker full of instant mashed potatoes, apple sauce, and broth.

    • No trousers Day today in London

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  • trousers, pants, or pajamas

    UK pants are what the US calls underwear, and I see both London and France going on in that pic.

    • Welcome to my lair

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  • The best lairs are full of lava. This one has that and a much lower risk of eruption.

    • Who left the kitchen lights on?

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  • The "Dark morning" automation was triggered at 10:10 because the light level in my backyard dropped below an average lux of 100