BigDanishGuy @ BigDanishGuy @sh.itjust.works

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Here's a thought: instead of doubling the aid, let's triple it.

Seeing as how there's a growing dissent toward politicians and health-care CEOs, maybe bringing up axes isn't the smartest thing right now?

Of course I'm joking, but 75%? Why not an equally plausible number like 120% of federal agencies?

No. He was not a "mass shooter". Mass shooters shoot innocent civilians en masse. This guy was an assassin. One target, one goal.

While I obviously agree that it can't be described accurately as a mass shooting, I still wonder:

Do the victims need to be innocent for it to be a mass shooting?

From a philosophical POV there's a issue of defining what an innocent person is (I mean some Christian societies will say that nobody's innocent). Is innocence to be judged through the eyes of the shooter or society?

Anyway, that wasn't the point I set out to make, so let's set that aside.

Suppose one was to go to a convention of child molesters, war criminals, and nazi death camp guards, and you start shooting indiscriminately. I hope we can agree that members of the categories listed should be classified as "not innocents" by any contemporary standard. Even if only people guilty of the previously mentioned things got hit, wouldn't it still be a mass shooting once a certain number had been shot?

Well, if you stab some potatoes, circumcise a cauliflower, and proceed to nunchuck a bag of flour ... Then it might just have been a grocery list and now you're not allowed in the store anymore

They have learned. It's a strategic decision. The election is just over, people will forget about Gaetz if he gets his week (singular, unless it gets leaked bite sized) of headlines now.

Next federal election is midterms in two years, right? The same time meatball Ron's replacement as Florida governor is elected. I give it 18months from now, and the report will be leaked over a couple of weeks. That way every time Gaetz get interviewed he can make more and more outlandish remarks, threaten whomever and launch policy ideas - just like the his senior Florida elected ephebophile has taught him. That will get/keep him in the running, or at least get enough spotlight for some PAC money. If it involves Mrs Matt Gaetz (Ginger Luckey) standing by her man "during these ridiculous accusations", I bet he'll be running for governor.

If the report gets leaked earlier it'll be because of a special election. It gets leaked later, and especially if the mrs is involved, then watch out. Because then that mother fucker (well, technically kid fucker) is going to run for POTUS after Trump.

Careful now, criticism of Israel is apparently antisemitism.

I bet in 3 years they'll require an AI accelerator.

You're right, better get out now!

Well, it's in large part dihydrogen monoxide. But it's less DHMO than the low sodium variant. So you've got to decide, do you want sodium chloride or dihydrogen monoxide?

I reckon that after screwing his mom, I'd sell some of his gear to pay for airfare.

I'd go to the basement of the guy's mom from that other post about only storing 100GB and steal his 130PB SAN.

My favorite part was when my laptop charger crapped out yesterday, and instead of syncing the super important files that I was working in, and I needed today, onedrive crashed... Piece of shit software

Way to make me feel old, I don't know any of those games.

Where's my late 90s early 2000s gamers at?

I'm going to nominate:

• Fallout (1997) for plot twists and introducing (to me at least) open world role playing.
• Fallout 2 (1998) for further plot twists
• Max Payne (2001) for stealing bullet time from the matrix and putting it in a game
• Mafia (2002) for being a kick ass game that would blow your mind, by making 6 hours of your night disappear, and not lifting the lid on that plot twist before you heard the birds start singing, and realize that you should probably hit the shower and get to school.

I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but your comment is so true it hurts. When you first figure out how minesweeper works, your mind is blown away.

AFAIK yes, at least I didn't notice anything strange, and I believe the one I looked at in the comparison (at a dealership) even had a proper keyhole in the driver door.

IDK about new car figures, but I'm in the market for another EV. I found a Tesla model 3 long range awd that had done about 150k km, and a Renault Zoe with 15k km and 2/3 the range. The Renault is slightly cheaper, but it's Musk being a loose canon that's the reason why I'm going with the Zoe instead. Sure it's a nicer car, if it works, but the fear that Musk get's high and disables non-essential stuff is too real.

So in my case Musk has directly affected my used car choice.

Have you tried sulfuric acid on organic matter? Found some H2SO4 when I was a kid and began pouring it on stuff. Plants and chicken shit were really good for an orange cloud... Don't stand down wind

Don't use an acid for mammalian necromass. I hear that NaOH should be a good degreaser...

That or pigs apparently. If you already have the body in parts, don't put in the freezer for your mom locate. I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Actually, you could let the pigs it all, lock, stock, and barrels, and then use a healthy dose of lye (that's the NaOH from before) to treat the pigs' shit for any left over solids. I'm not much of a chemist, but I do reckon that you're left with any identifiable pieces after that ordeal.

Your dinner, their choice

Let's save the world by putting tariffs on magma, making an eruption economically infeasible.

I referenced this post to my wife, she just went "huh" and nodded to her self ... IDK, if I stop posting I want it to be known that I'm not suicidal