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Battle Masker
Battle Masker @ Battle_Masker @lemmy.world
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Efficient design

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  • funerals in Fargo, ND

    • Jeansus Christ on a cross :)

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  • don't you mean a joss?

    • How

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  • Foward, Down, Forward, High Punch

    • Title

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  • "Mary I swear to god if you don't have your share of the rent tomorrow I'm calling the Ghostbusters!"

    • Emergency cake

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  • They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,

    Fuel burning fast on an empty tank

    Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns

    Their prowess is potent and secretly stern

    • "Gems stolen from British Museum seen for first time" Bruh, how are you going to get mad someone stole what you stole?

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  • Sly Cooper and the gang in

    The Great British Break-In

    • This is a shitpost

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  • C'est ne pas un post de merde

    • Do you dream in first or third person?

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  • I'm not even in my dreams half the time. More often than not my dreams feel more like something I'm watching as opposed to something I'm in. Tho every now and again I'll randomly be in the dream, and it's usually 1st person. Otherwise... 3rd I guess?

    • Magic

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  • I know what's wrong. You didn't screw it on properly

    • Maybe not the best valentine sentiment?

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  • FEED ME SEYMOUR!!

    edit; just realized it's a dinosaur and not a cartoonishly exaggerated venus fly trap

    • We dont have to eat em.

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  • finally, ethical consumption under capitalism, for vegetarians!

    • What would you put in duck stew?

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  • Don't worry, I asked. Duck said yes. Poor thing asked me to put it out of its misery, must've been going through some serious shit

    • The Baconverse (2025)

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  • Famous Actor, Sxrioring of

    • Surely you can't be serious.

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  • oh good, it wasn't real

    • What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

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  • My aunt once told me when one of my cousins was like 4 or 5, he was singing along to Band on the Run, but saying "Hand on the rug"

    • What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

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  • I always heard "Who shot Lorraine"

    • Surely you can't be serious.

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  • I searched that dog one and it doesn't even show up. what

    • Snow Angels

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  • who the artist

    • What's up with Epic Games?

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  • aside from what everyone else said, they killed the beloved Unreal Tournament series, which is a huge sour spot for older gamers who fondly remember those. Then there's the excessive microtransaction demand inside Fortnite, a game with a large playerbase under the age of 18. That alone led to two major lawsuits that they both lost

    • What is an obscure piece of media or videogame that you think nobody else here has heard of?

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  • sometimes I feel like Nintendo's Custom Robo series counts as only 2 games ever existed outside of Japan: Custom Robo [Battle Revolution] for Gamecube, and Custom Robo Arena for DS. Luckily there's been 3 spiritual successors since then: Cyberspace Colosseum, WizardPunk, and Battlecore Robots.

    There's also this B-movie from the 60s called The Creation of the Humanoids. It's not that spectacular per se, but it is the source of the "You are a robot" sample used in Powerman 5000's When Worlds Collide and the Metal Arms: Glitch in the System theme music.