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Battle Masker
Battle Masker @ Battle_Masker @lemmy.world
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If you don't work IT, retail, or food service what do you do for work?

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  • me too. just started actually. well actually VDV

    • Protect your PC

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  • I'm glad this wasn't posted like 3 weeks ago when my laptop battery died on me. otherwise I woulda thought this was legit happening

    • Do Gen Z still think Guitars are cool?

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  • Gen Z? Yes.

    Producers, advertisers, and other media big wigs that would fit in with the Ferengi Commerce Association? No

    • Have you got any weird questions FROM the opposite gender?

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  • I've had people wonder ask how I cross my legs (not foot-on-knee but actually crossed over) without my balls getting in the way or damaged

    • Why am I here?

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  • Just to suffer?

    • You can taste the freedom

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  • $34 a pound, product price $1.99 on the other side

    • Why is a 1930's German military march song (Erika) suddenly showing up all over my non-fediverse social media?

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  • old songs just randomly pop up on the internet all the time. a couple weeks ago it was it was Chicken in Black by Johnny Cash. A bit before then it was She's a Lady by Tom Jones.

    • Have you tipped your landlord for Mother's Day?

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  • like it's MY fault the ungrateful landlord don't take EBT

    • You have 24 hours to do anything with absolutely no consequences. What do you do?

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  • kill a couple thousand politicians, but try to spare any under the age of 45. I may or may not agree with their views, but at least they'll be a part of the future they're tryna make.

    torture some billionaires to gain access to their company payroll, so I can cut their CEOs pay and raise their entry-level workers' pay. Hell, I'll raise the payrates of everyone under them, they all deserve it more than a CEO.

    I'd prolly only have enough time to do that to one company tho, so I'd probably choose Amazon as priority one.

    • Comedy has peaked ladies and gentlemen

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  • N*ked Bo

    Lady ok

    • Gotta catch em all

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  • Missed an opportunity to call it Johnny Depth

    • What is that movie you saw at too young an age that still haunts you to this day?

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  • It doesn't haunt me, but Full Metal Jacket. My dad rented it for family movie night when I was 10 or 11, and needless to say my mom is STILL mad at him for watching that with me in the room for the first hour. Worst part is my dad didn't know about it, he only knew R Lee Ermy from a show he did on the history channel called Mail Call that he watched with my sister growing up. So he never expected Ermy to shout that stuff.

    • I too want to know

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  • Goddamn youth imams are at it again

    • Misinformation?

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  • Josie couldn't consent. Jake couldn't consent. But THE LORD COULD!

    Your honor, did you remember to ask Him?

    • Why do they still dye the rivers green for St. Patricks Day? It's not a good look for downtown Chicago.

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  • oh damn. more colossal waves of death is the last thing a celebration of the Irish need. thanks for setting it straight

    • Why do they still dye the rivers green for St. Patricks Day? It's not a good look for downtown Chicago.

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  • better yet, make a green dye outta algae, so that it actually does something other than look interesting. And knowing how rivers in cities work, it's polluted enough that algae will die off withing a few days tops, so it'd be efficient

    • Are there Yankees among us?

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  • Jike: Just Jo Jit wait

    • Smoking or chewing gum which will cause more damage in the long term ?

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  • bold of you to assume tobacco smokers only smoke twice a week

    • thank you nurse meowsalot

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  • as a type 1 diabetic, this is like a one-sentence horror

    • Tie up your jhoes and let's go

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  • how? they got no laces