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Elon Musk Had a Glitch-Ridden Livestream at the Border While Wearing His Cowboy Hat Backwards

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  • The front top of the hat is even perfectly shaped for your fingers to put it on

    • The most Texan of all expressions - Y'All - is ungendered and therefore woke

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  • An ounce is approximately 28 grams, so you'd probably want more like 56g of wacky tobaccy.

    • If You Were Unemployed, But Had A Hefty Savings Of 10K, In What Ways Would You Approach Your Job Search Differently?

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  • Having savings gives you some time before you have to get something part time to help out with bills. When you're between jobs, it's not vacation time. Your job is too find another job. You should spend the 8 hours or so you would have spent working instead preparing your resume, brushing up on interview skills, searching for and applying to jobs, and responding to emails. Depending on your field there may be some short term contract work available that will help you pay the bills while you look for something permanent. The point is: don't just sit on your butt, get it in gear.

    • What's a good way to break the ice with your doctor right before a colonoscopy?

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  • After this do you want me to do you?

    • Musk Goes From Bragging About Weight Training to Claiming He’s Injured After Zuckerberg Pushes to Confirm Cage Fight

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  • It's like two dogs barking at each other through a chain link gate, but then someone opens the gate and they shut up immediately.

    • Archaeologists are too scared to open the tomb of China's first emperor because they fear booby traps

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  • They just need to bring a rogue to check for traps.

    • What should we do about Threads?

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  • Ignore it. Defederate. Defederate with any instances that chose to federate with it. Keep the fediverse small and independent. It's nice here, let's keep it nice.