The Assman @ Assman @sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Crawl out through the fallout baby

But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?

Hey baby come over and I'll drive against the wall for all 400 miles of the brickyard in NASCAR 2000

The US was fighting wars in the Middle East for the first 30 years of our lives, we watched the worst mass casualty event since pearl harbor on live tv, we lived through the worst economic crisis since the great depression, covid, tea party, trump, Katrina, isis, Putin, etc etc. When were these high hopes you speak of?

There's something about a bunch of dudes getting ready to kill a bunch of other dudes that just speaks to the soul

Crust? Mantle? We're talking about the ocean, not pies or furniture.

We used to watch the cheeto balls tumble across the plains in summer

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

Imagine you're climbing a tree and you get to the top and grab this mfer

Yeah this is just regular hat type thinking

Roll tide

He let them add a gang of middle class scooter enthusiasts to a show about the deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy

Am I wrong or do the wizards not remember their lives before they were sent to middle earth?

We had these in Indiana too, before the dark times

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

Wife? Don't you mean my mother?

You look like ham

Palestine, Ukraine, and Taiwan might stop happening.

Neither can the future martian colonists