The Assman @ Assman @sh.itjust.works

Asses to asses, butts to butts

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Most English speakers actually used "wazzup" like those Budweiser commercials

I haven't touched my Windows PC since the steam deck came out. If you only care about games you don't need Windows.

One time I was under the bleachers at a football game and somebody farted so loud up there I thought it was gunshots

You know mobbin with the B R I E

Grilled cheese motherfucka

Where's the nutty putty cave 😏

Midwest here, I too can buy leeks any day of the week

Sounds more like SMITE than overwatch

Exactly the video I had in mind haha

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/scientist#h1

The joke writes itself

This is how midwesterners say goodbye to eachother

I never noticed but, is he pouring wine over ice?

Standing back and standing by, behind a Florida high school gym

People these days underestimate the power of consensual violence

I know how that's my favorite Zelda game

I read the last bit as "shitting like water" and I was like yeah that's taco bell for you

It's sterile and I like the taste

Woke.. uh.. lids?

If the adult diapers fit, you must take a shit

Indiscriminate bombing of children? You mean US foreign policy for the past 100 years?