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The Assman
The Assman @ Assman @sh.itjust.works
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    • In Need of Munitions, Putin to Visit North Korea

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  • North Koreans, this is your chance to be world heroes

    • Paradox Interactive has completely cancelled "Life By You"

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  • I'm keeping an eye on this but I really hate the anime blush on every character

    • Paradox Interactive has completely cancelled "Life By You"

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  • They'd charge you for your sims' water bill if they could

    • Come on folks, do better

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  • At a better pizza place maybe

    • Benjamin Netanyahu disbands Israeli war cabinet | CNN

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  • How long before the scarred and deformed bit

    • Turnip legs.

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    • Burger on a leash

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  • Our cat just froze and screamed until we picked her up lol

    • Have you ever been punched in the face as an adult? What's the story?

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  • Back when MMA was a new thing I did a class. Made my ears ring lol

    • Sotomayor rips Thomas’s bump stocks ruling in scathing dissent read from bench

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  • Geese do not look like ducks

    • Ya know what they say about big noses....

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  • You're saying they measure your dick when you die? I have to be dead and embarrassed?

    • American healthcare be like

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  • Kewpie mayo is where it's at

    • Men-Only, Christian-Only Secret Society Gets More Secret

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  • You had me until that last bit

    • Republicans' Capitol Hill pep rally for Trump's return was a flop

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  • Calling it now, American reichstag moment is going to happen this year

    • One of the major sellers of detailed driver behavioral data is shutting down

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  • Rest in piss

    • Helldivers 2 Community Chose to "Save the Children" Over Getting a New Weapon, So Arrowhead Donates to Children's Charity

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  • "fuck them kids"

    Michael Jordan

    • Elonmusk.today - a list of stupid claims Elon has made and how long it's been since he's made them

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  • "enough musk spam" so let's spam him nonstop

    • This'll work until they raise prices on abject terror

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  • Wilderness therapy is real

    • Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

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  • They do make a mean clam chowder