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The Assman
The Assman @ Assman @sh.itjust.works
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What I Learned at the Police Academy: Officers are trained to see the world as a violent place—and then to act accordingly.

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  • But did you learn how to make hilarious sound effects?

    • Funniest timeline?

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  • I mean I'm surprised it took this long. We learned a year ago you can just walk the fuck up to Moscow with zero repercussions.

    • Ad industry initiative abruptly shuts down after lawsuit filed by Elon Musk’s X

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  • I wish

    • How to block another instance to curate your Lemmy experience

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  • He's in for a walloping

    • TIL that in 2020, Burger King ran an advertising campaign featuring a picture of a moldy Whopper, to prove that their burgers are made without preservatives. This unconventional advertising method wor

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  • desc what!?

    • J.D. Vance’s ‘stolen valor’ claim against Tim Walz is total B.S.

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  • he never will fuck a couch

    At least keep an open mind 😏

    • The Irony of Republicans' 'Tampon Tim' Insult

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  • Imagine, you're sitting in a coffee shop enjoying a latte and a guy comes up and says "did you hear about tampon tim?" No one can imagine that. It's fucking weirdo abnormal behavior.

    • Republicans worry Trump is having a ‘public nervous breakdown’

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  • Pretty sure they can't at this point, some Ohio deadline, which they need to win.

    • Meanwhile...

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  • Hell yeah brother, settle the score

    • Vice President Harris chooses Tim Walz as running mate.

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  • Minnesota winters

    • A Trump presidency is not impossible to prepare for – governments should plan for known security risks now.

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  • He needs to cement his legacy with a third popular vote loss

    • DNC virtual roll call vote ends with Kamala Harris receiving 99% of delegate votes. Here are the full results.

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  • It's a political party dumbass. You can write in bigfoot or anyone else if you really want to.

    • Pronouns

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  • First one, then the other

    • Vice President Harris chooses Tim Walz as running mate.

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  • One year older than Harris

    • Harris picks Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate

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  • Crazy this dude is only a year older than her. Super happy with the pick btw

    • A chief architect of Project 2025 is ready to shock Washington if Donald Trump wins a second term

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  • How am I just learning this?! Life literally imitating art.

    • Venezuela’s opposition trounced Maduro, election receipts show

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  • Dumbass detected

    • YSK Americans, check to see if you can vote. Its real quick.

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    • Recreational marijuana sales in Ohio can start Tuesday at nearly 100 locations

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  • Indiana now almost completely surrounded, watching tax dollars pour over 3/4 borders

    • Oklahoma schools in revolt over mandate to teach the Bible

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  • Damn I didn't know it said I come in the bible